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"I wish this Turkish team was around over 100 years ago. With all the missed shots maybe more of my great-grandmother’s family would have survived." – Senor Weaselo
Recent Posts
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Balls’ Quarterly Review Part Deux – The Halfway Point
Before I begin, I remind you, ladies, to check your breasts every three months daily to make sure there is nothing unusual. If you don’t, I’m…
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God Dammit, America
You really did it. You elected. Donald. Fucking. J. Fucking. Trump. As president of the United States of America. I mean, I just typed…
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Your “Which Apocalypse Do I Choose?” Election Night Open Thread
Note: I’m putting this together in bits, because I’ve been (voluntarily) seconded by the Ministry of Education for a couple of days to help…
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2016 Quotables (Week 9 – Submissions)
In 2016, I’m probably watching the least amount of football (both NFL and college) since I started when I discovered online sportsbook in 2006.…