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Occasional Puzzle: Where in the World is Carmen 5Chan Diego? Part 3

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 29, 2015July 25, 2015
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...continued from Part 2... --- Before Jake could open his mouth to explain, the pair of detectives were interrupted by the trilling of Shelby's cellphone. Shelby pulled a government-issued Blackberry from his pocket and answered. Jake couldn't make out the words, but he could hear the urgency in the voice coming from

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