Normally this would be part of the original post (which will be ready…eventually) but I thought we needed something here to lighten the mood a little.
[INT, BASEMENT]
5CHAN: [hacks into sbnation]
5CHAN: [looks up user “PhillyFan”]
5CHAN: [changes username to “FillyPhan”]
5CHAN: [changes user avatar into image of man fornicating with horse]
5CHAN: [changes blog name “SilverAndBlackPride” into “SilverAndBlackRide”]
5CHAN: [changes all images on blog to images of black studs pounding elderly women]
5CHAN: [gets bored]
5CHAN: [hacks into American Airlines flight manifests]
5CHAN: [discovers flight that includes some people he recognizes]
5CHAN: Let’s find some in-flight entertainment for you Mormon motherfuckers.
5CHAN: [hacks into in-flight entertainment system]
5CHAN: [cues up “Best of Both Worlds Part 8” she-male porn to upload to airplane’s server]
5CHAN: [types in series of commands]
5CHAN: Oh fuck.
5CHAN: [types in another series of commands]
5CHAN: FUCK.
5CHAN: [sips Mountain Dew]
5CHAN: Well, shit. Better cover my tracks.
To be continued…
X + 1 = 2
Solve for X.
Y
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