Happy Birthday Rivebrog

Woooooooooooo!

To commemorate our nation’s birthday, I’ve created this post as a rivebrog/open thread for today’s Copa America final between host Chile and Argentina (1 pm Pacific) and the B.C. Lions-Ottawa RedBlacks tilt in Canada (3 pm Pacific).

Also, some internal business:  The Los Angeles area based kommenters are getting together next Saturday, July 11, 2015 at 2 PM Pacific at Father’s Office in Culver City.  Right?  Just checking to make sure I’m not the only one there.  Obviously, everyone is invited in case you wanted to fly in.

Drunken tirades about family members, former lovers, current lovers, work people, and the intersection of all four go here:

Plus Moose gifs.

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laserguru

Think I’ve got one more round of grilling in me before the weekend is over. I’ll even share the results on the Sunday Gravy post. This one should be a beauty.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I got a Moose Burger (NOT MOOSE MEAT) in store; maybe enough beers to feel sluggish in the morning.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/dc12e201b61aa33797a626fefacf9d0b/tumblr_n35vuy7P821s65p93o6_500.gif

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Something for the lady(ies)…. ah hell, ladies, this guy was so pretty I’d fuck him.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/8ca35c1d805b74f643e151e5952fc8d0/tumblr_mvb9xdNUYM1sr1ctco1_500.jpg

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yes; pan up so you see only the eyes.

To me the difference in these two pretty western European descendants is startling.

http://www.lecanadian.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/baverly-hills-Jason-Priestley-thrashes.jpg

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

I missed my own requested Liveblog? Godfuckingdamnit

I knew those red-white-and-blue large animal tranquilizers were a bad idea…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It’s still alive, just the pupils are not dilating……….

http://33.media.tumblr.com/6874971a37613ba504d09e627c68da22/tumblr_novzljzNw21tr6yqoo6_r1_250.gif

laserguru

Welcome Mr. Mayhem. Damn glad to see you here.

King Hippo

As a hat tip to the Aussies, and to all who were sentient during the 70s:

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Not sure about sentient, especially towards the end of the decade. My mom took me to see this in the theater. Growing up rural I was quite naive; the movie was an eye opener, both in terms of ‘people are fucking ASSHOLE’ and the first time I had seen that kind of cinematic quality on the big screen, plus the First Tits (FT).

http://33.media.tumblr.com/fc37140f54f0aa9d4a8412275d2a7d10/tumblr_novzljzNw21tr6yqoo8_r1_250.gif

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
King Hippo

That was almost enough to make me drive to the best breakfast place in Wake County (Pam’s Farmhouse), but then I remembered it ain’t open on Jeebus Day.

Interesting place, it’s a breakfast/lunch joint (cash only) by day, and a biker bar (by the name of “The Goat”) by night.

So I don’t have to leave the house after all, WOO! And I can have the gala apple/pear/yellow pepper juice I made fresh this morning instead.

/insert opposite of WOO!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Eggs (see eggs post); add onions on top, toast (whole wheat sourdough), flat whites with 1/2&1/2…..

http://33.media.tumblr.com/c8745bb5b4b8b9dc6cf85c2d8c8299d9/tumblr_novzljzNw21tr6yqoo5_r3_250.gif

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
King Hippo

Something mellow to enjoy over coffee, for the hungover. Oh, Inverted World! is a go-to Sunday morning album. Or I short-cut to this song directly and weep like an idiot.

WhyEaglesWhy

Happy 4th, boys and girls!

I spent mine cultivating a good hate for mankind at Bunnings (Aussie for Home Depot) and then fixing a broken laundry tap.

I’m insanely jealous that you’ll all be getting together at Father’s Office. Would love to have joined you. Have a blast!

laserguru
laserguru

Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8de2W3rtZsA

laserguru

I think we broke the internet.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
laserguru

I got 99 thoughts and the blog ain’t one.

laserguru

I just saw a professional quality fireworks display just by stepping outside on my balcony.
God bless America.