So there I was, all amped up and ready.

Ready for something I never thought I would do in a million years.

Ready to write a DURR TEH NFL HAS IT IN FER TEH STILLERS HURR

I was all set to flame the place down with HAWT TAKES about how Goodell has been coming down on the Steelers unfairly ever since they were the only team that voted against the current CBA. That this all started with the fine against James Harrison’s admittedly horrible hit on Mohammed Massaquoi right after the CBA vote went down. That the pattern to this day has been one of excessive harassment of Steelers players by the commissioner’s office in retribution for being the only team with the audacity to defy him.

In short, I had become SILLY FROM MCKEESPORT in what can only be described as an out-of-body experience.

So I put the needle back and said, “SILLY, we’d better confirm those dates!”

Date of Harrison’s suspension for the Massaquoi hit: October 19, 2010

Date of current CBA vote: July 25th, 2011

Sooooooooooooooo yep. Nope. Nothing there. Nothing is ever there when you actually do the math.

I went full TAWMMY for about five minutes there.

The abyss is more infinite and horrible than I could ever have imagined.