Subsequent GTD reflections

Hello there fellow DFO’er.  Hope you’re well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.

This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:
I will be conducting your monthly performance review. This review can take anywhere from two to six hours, depending on the number of atonements and approbations required [in bed].
Mr. Drummond

6 Hours, not sure I can handle that. I don’t even do 6 hour naps, that’s like a nights sleep for me.

Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.

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Alright, who had Cthulhu Bunnies on the 2025 Betting Board?

Redshirt

Well, we’ll not try a frontal assault.
Senor Weaselo

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If I have to miss another weekend of horseback (horses >> people) staying in Chicago then probably going to check out the preseason game against the Bills as well. This last one was a really good time, and I won’t have to worry about sunburn at a night game!
Doktor Zymm

M-O-O-N, that spells pre-season Bearsenschiesse!
LemonJello

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Two days later and I still feel the pain from a weekend with my brother in law. The bottle & can pickers definitely made their money in our recycling.
litre_cola

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Wine bar not found

Doktor Zymm

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Maryland Crab Soup

Brick Meathook

I thought Maryland Crab Soup was the nickname Fozz calls the hot tub where the Fozzlings take their dates on Saturday nights.
LemonJello

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Theology question: If you are a bad person who is already pretty much hellbound, can you still do a crossroads deal to sell your soul? Would the demon just ignore you completely? Or would they just lowball you on the offer, like “free Burger King for life” or something similarly dubious?
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Trump: “I’m ready to make a deal.”
Satan: (snickers)
Trump: “No, really…what get I can for my soul?”
Satan: (conjures up expired 2-for-1 pass to Madame Tussaud’s in Delhi)
Trump: “Art Of The Deal!”
SonOfSpam

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One thing I found out the hard way while I was taking care of Gumby is how important it is to take care of yourself too. Your mother is in good hands, your dad is doing ok now. Take a deep breath, it will be all right. We are all Team Weaselo!
Gumbygirl

Concurred. Caretaker Burnout is real and important. I’ve literally seen my mother faint because she literally ran out of energy taking care of my father. Near the end, my father entering hospice care was for both him and us.


Caregiver burden – Wikipedia 
Redshirt

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You can drink sea ice because water freezes faster than salt water so it’s a sorta distilling process, right? But there is other salinity stuff going on, because think about relative salinity in shallow waters. Shallow waters with less tidal action. The top layer of water will evaporate off and be warmer, so higher salinity even in winter so the top layer won’t freeze as quickly. So it’s self limiting because some freezes and then that makes the surrounding less freezy
Doktor Zymm

Salt precipitates out of solution and then the water freezes. There are huge salinity columns and inversions near the polar oceans, coupled with offshoots from warmer currents. Sound waves that travel through these mixes bend and refract and slow down, creating a sonic hall of mirrors underwater. This is where submarines hide.

Brick Meathook

Gumbygirl

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Sincerely sorry to see you’re not having a good go of things right now. All the best to Madre and Senorita. One thing this place is good for — aside from dick jokes and access to sex dwarves — is the support. We’re all here for you and yinz. Never hesitate to reach out. I’ve done it, and it really does help.

Hang in there.
WCS

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I asked Microsoft’s CoPilot to produce an image of a hand doing the Vulcan salute and this is what it produced. And I’m supposed to feel safe riding in a car driven by one of these things.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Seems legit to me…”

— JPP, without any irony whatsoever
WCS

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There’s this “Struggle Meal” thing which has been going on forever (at least 2 years in Internet time) and I’ve never seen mine, which was a can of tuna and a can of kidney beans dumped into a Tupperware bowl. Seasonings? Pepper. That’s mediocre eating!
scotchnaut

The first year Gumby and I were married, we were incredibly poor. He got paid twice a month, one paycheck went entirely to rent, the other for diapers, formula, utilities, and whatever was left was groceries. We had a shitmobile car that we couldn’t afford to get registered, so we couldn’t bring it on the base. So no commissary or exchange, we bought food at a crappy little grocery store up the street. His boat was doing all kinds of short runs, testing stuff, so he’d be out for a week or so, back in for a few days. No set schedule, but out to sea a lot more than in port.When he was out to sea, I ate sooooo many struggle meals. Sometimes it was popcorn for dinner, or a pbj. We were way too proud to ask anyone for help, and even though we easily qualified for food stamps and ” government cheese”, we couldn’t bring ourselves to take them. Young, stubborn, and dumb! But we were happy,and eventually it got better.
Gumbygirl

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Oops. .

Jimbo

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Can we all agree that it was rude of Sharky to be out of the country while I’m in Boston?
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Litre left the country to avoid The Maestro. I’m sensing a trend.

Gumbygirl

Wrong, it was BeerguyRob

Gumbygirl

It’s okay. All Canadians look the same…

ballsofsteelandfury

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DJ 3000′ has expressed considerable interest in Lady #2.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oof. On an actual look I see it now.

Mr. Ayo

6 toes never hurt nobody!


– R. Ryan
ballsofsteelandfury

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Foster Dog Update:

-his eye surgery was a success.

-Bear killed a skunk and would not release it from its mouth for 20 minutes. (this was at 10pm last Monday)

-He wants to belong to the pack that is Molly and Ruby so he now barks madly at the car that runs through our property to our neighbors house.

-He is deathly afraid of the ice cube tray just like Ruby and Molly.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING IN THIS MATTER
scotchnaut

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Brick Meathook

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/wifey headed off to her mother’s birthday party

Me: [knowing the answer] “Do I have to go?”

Wifey: “You weren’t invited, so, no.”

/the last time I went to her birthday party she drunkenly insisted that she would be moving into our house.* (over and over again) Eventually expletives were involved on my part in front of several family members and that matter was put to rest and it was hella awkward for everyone.

her plan was to sell her house, move into ours, occupy the main bedroom, not pay any rent or utilities/food (you guys are doing great-why should I help out, I’m retired*) She’s the worst User I’ve ever come across and happens to be my MIL.
scotchnaut

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I am next to the end zone bar. Pilsner country. Everyone is loser wasted, as expected.

litre_cola

Now that’s a crowd that sits in their assigned seat.
Brick Meathook

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UFO cake is my favorite

Doktor Zymm

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These seats don’t suck.

Sharkbait

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Do we have a headquarters in Melbourne or do we need to take action?

Sharkbait

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Spam just kicked my ass at Yahtzee!
ballsofsteelandfury

Won the rematch!

ballsofsteelandfury

Balls up 2-1!

ballsofsteelandfury

-Balls down from 2-1. Lance Armstrong nods sadly.
Jimbo

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So I watched teh 400 Blows last night – no you simps it’s not an adult feature – and man, it was pretty good. Also brutal. I didn’t know French people had the balls to be mean to each other.
jjfozz

WCS

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If you’re 30 years old, adn you go to a birthday party and you smell like a dead fetus stuffed into a dirty sweat sock, maybeyou need to learn about personal hygience. Jesus god, my sister’s stepson smelled like a walking pile of fucking medical waste.
jjfozz

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THIS ARSENAL DEFENSE I CALL IT THE SECOND PART OF PAUL MCCARTNEY’S CAREER, BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO ACKNOWLEDGE WINGS!!
Horatio Cornblower

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Good day, dear colleagues! It is lovely to be back for a season where the King’s African Water Pistols will surely conquer the Red Scourge once and for all! The Scourge have made an enormous mistake pinning this year’s title hopes on a German (midfield) general — though he might look good initially, everyone knows that a German (or an Austrian, for that matter) can never be trusted to finish the job!

The King’s Finest have signed Gyökeres (which is Swedish for “Chris Wood”) and Zubimendi (which is Basque for “Zubimendi”) to enhance their title push. Handsome Mikel remains at the controls for now — if the lads finish second again, there will surely be calls for me to replace him!

Today, we face the Old Enemy in their crumbling Elizabethan-age theatRE. This Empire Builder predicts a 2-0 victory for those that are Right and Just. Onward to glory!
Cecil Rhodes

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This sounds great [shakshuka]. Trying it as soon as the weather cools.

You also just explained to me why I lost some of the seasoning on my cast iron pan. Probably the red peppers and tomatoes I base many of my skillets with.

We have come full circle now. I brought a cast iron skillet based on Sunday Gravey years ago – and now Sunday Gravey has tought me how I fucked it up.

/bows deeply while backing away

Thank you Master.
2Pack

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This one could be about sandwich guy

used to be a director of a big factory. I had a luxury car with a chauffeur and I had my coffee made by a young, hot secretary. On my wall, I had two pictures: one of Husák (Czechoslovak president) and one of Gina Lollobrigida. One day, they told me to unhook the whore’s picture down. I unhooked Husák.

After that, I was a director of a small company. I had an ordinary car and drove it myself. I had my coffee made by an old, ugly secretary. One day, they asked me why I hadn’t contributed 100 Kčs (Czechoslovak koruna) for the funeral of the recently deceased member of the Central Committee. I told them that for 100 Kčs, I would have buried the whole Committee myself.

After that, I worked as a supervisor. I made my own coffee and used public transport. One day, they asked me why I hadn’t come to the last Party meeting. I told them if I had known it was the last one, I would’ve brought champagne.

After that, I became an ordinary worker. I brought my coffee from home in a thermo bottle and used a bicycle. One day they told me to put the bicycle aside, because a Soviet delegation will be passing through the street. I told them I wasn’t afraid, since my bicycle was locked and insured.

I have been in jail for six years now…
Doktor Zymm

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Well, that whole sequence was stupid.
Col. Duke LaCross

(USA, 2016-present)
SonOfSpam

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This is almost true

It’s not like OSHA holds any sway in volcano lairs.
LemonJello

Minions have their own union.

ArmedandHammered

“union” lol

Doktor Zymm

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♪ ♫ ♪ a little voice inside my head said, “go get fucked, you can always get fucked” ♪ ♫ ♪

fleshwound_NPG

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“Honey Soy Chicken”

What Ted Cruz told his wife when she told him to stand up to Trump for calling her ugly.
Jimbo

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America definitely needs to step up it’s snack game. I had these at the footy last night and they were excellent.

Sharkbait

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