Book of Lions 16: 9-18

An excited murmur ripples through the flock of referees gathered in the Temple of Bleergh as High Priest Blandino takes the podium, a fanatical grin on his face.

Welcome Brothers! Once again we gather in His most holy Hall of Holding to pledge our undying dedication to Bleergh. Hail Bleergh!

HAIL BLEERGH!

Today is a special day, Brothers. As you know, this week we inscribe a new chapter into the Text of Forfeiture. This past Sunday the Lions and Titans combined for 29 penalties in honor of Bleergh. Not one, not two, but THREE Lions touchdowns were nullified by the sacred cloth in the first half! Flags for the Flag God!

FLAGS FOR THE FLAG GOD!

It was during this time that play was disrupted so thoroughly, its rhythm torn asunder, that Bleergh Himself was nearly able to obliterate the barrier between this world and the next and take physical form! So very close were we, Brothers, to laying eyes upon His most horrible visage. Four consecutive flagged plays! Two touchdowns nullified in a row! It is in honor of this event, that we induct this new verse into the holy texts.

Blandino unfurls a scroll crafted from the discarded ticket stubs of disgusted fans, the text written with ink from the Tears of Loss with a quill fashioned out of RG3’s ACL. With each line he reads, the foul temple echoes with the ecstatic cries of the Yellow One’s cultists.

Penalties for the Penalty Throne!

PENALTIES FOR THE PENALTY THRONE!