Pinch Hitting Late Games Post

Apologies for the brevity and the lack of scotchy-level humour and insight…

Rams at Bucs (4:05, Fox)

Rapey Jameis and palz host the team that cannot offense. RedZone will surely show at least 5 plays from this thriller.

49ers at Seahawks (4:05, Fox)

So far, the SeaTruthers have looked awful shitty. That hypothesis will be put to the test in this one. First team to 10 wins. You can see why Fox is happy not to have double header coverage this fuckin’ week. Jeebus.

Jets at Chiefs (4:25, CBS)

One always wonders how the Jets will manage to Jets this one up, especially given the Chefs penchant for pulling undeserved wins out of their collective butthole. As far as I can tell, every Gang Green WR is injured, presumably with consumption.

Chargers at Colts (4:25, CBS)

BOLTMAN! is no doubt well-pleased with the early season competence, and viewers will no doubt be entertained by this defense-free matchup. Barn-raiser extraordinaire Andy Luck has to be feeling older than King Laserface of late, playing behind his tissue paper OL.

Steelers at Eagles (4:25, CBS)

Here’s the broadcast game pretty much everybody gon’ get. Which will mostly be DeAngelo and Antonio Brown carving the Iggle D a new asshole or seven, while Jeeeem and Pheeeel splooge all over each other about Carson Wentz’ poise. You’ll be very thankful for RedZone Channel, like you should always be.

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King Hippo
Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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John Difool

After clicking on this post, Just all of a sudden got a hankering’ for some Spam and have no idea why.

hippofant

New thread is up.

Doktor Zymm

Serious question. Will I be able to stop laughing long enough during the late game to drink my prosecco and eat my ice cream?

John Difool
Romonobyl

At least you’re laughing. That’s the first step on the road towards healing.

John Difool

Seems this is the late thread…

Romonobyl

Cut that man off.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Things just got weird(er than usual).

Doktor Zymm

It’s 100% worth being super healthy during the week to massively ruin it during the weekend, especially during football. Sybarites unite!

Unsurprised

I’m so constipated it hurts like a motherfucker and all I can do is wait for the miralax to do its job

Col. Duke LaCross

Had stomach surgery earlier this summer and between the percodans and the calcium supplements, I went five days. Never felt worse in my life.

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