Darkest Timeline Zack Morris
DTZM escaped his dark timeline through a wormhole created by Lord Screech, after he destroyed Bayside for never allowing him to mate with Lisa Turtle. Zach now lives a quiet life in St. Louis with his wife, Darkest Timeline Kelly Kapowski. They have no children, but do have the world's cutest dogs.
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LemonJello

Holeeeee Shiite. My body is ready for this.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Jesus. I know gritty reboots are all the rage, but I would have thought Driving Miss Daisy was off-limits…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

These robots are….”fully functional….”