RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [typing] “Lindsay Morgan cried for her friend with benefits as Rikki-Tikki-Deadly lay dead under the heavy book case even though he totally was strong enough to bench press it off if he wanted to. Tom Brady laughed in triumph. ‘Ha ha ha!’ Then, for no reason, or maybe because he’s a big cheater and everyone knows it, Tom left Doorfliesopen.com forever. The end.” There. Now he’s trapped in a blog post I wrote. A crummy world of plot holes, spelling errors, and blatant plagiarism.
TOM BRADY: Tom Brady am winning again! I am the greetest! Mwa-ha-ha-ha! Now I am leaving Doorfliesopen.com for no raisin! [flies away]
/what’s funny is that if I ever got around to working on that Tom Brady’s Inferno series it would actually be a far worse scenario for Tom Brady to end up in.
//here’s the music. The Spotify generator thing is broken so I’ll resume posting those links once it gets fixed.