DFO Radio: Theory of the Mind

RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [typing] “Lindsay Morgan cried for her friend with benefits as Rikki-Tikki-Deadly lay dead under the heavy book case even though he totally was strong enough to bench press it off if he wanted to. Tom Brady laughed in triumph. ‘Ha ha ha!’ Then, for no reason, or maybe because he’s a big cheater and everyone knows it, Tom left Doorfliesopen.com forever. The end.” There. Now he’s trapped in a blog post I wrote. A crummy world of plot holes, spelling errors, and blatant plagiarism.

TOM BRADY: Tom Brady am winning again! I am the greetest! Mwa-ha-ha-ha! Now I am leaving Doorfliesopen.com for no raisin! [flies away]

/what’s funny is that if I ever got around to working on that Tom Brady’s Inferno series it would actually be a far worse scenario for Tom Brady to end up in.

//here’s the music. The Spotify generator thing is broken so I’ll resume posting those links once it gets fixed.

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Law-abiding Raiders fan, pet owner, Los Angeles resident.
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Gratliff

TIL I can sarcastically throw Mike Cernovich videos into the request line and get them added

Gratliff

Well, it is an hour long video of a psychopath talking about how the mindset of a gorilla keeps him calm and in control

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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If you are thinking ‘Dat ass’, then yes I am, yes, I most certainly are.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Motherfucker! “Someone” deleted their IG Story video before I could download it.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Wait, Ugg Boots can make you fly?!

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Eh, still wouldn’t wear ’em.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

D’oh!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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