Your “I’m Sitting In the Kitchen Sink” Saturday Evening Open Thread

So, I have to be the designated driver at a wedding tonight. It is for one of my wife’s colleagues. I’m pretty certain it’s a ploy to keep me from embarrassing her. The tedium of the whole event will be staggering without a drink in my hand.

Joke’s on her – I don’t need alcohol to be a jackass at a work function. I’mma gon’ turn this into a werk function.

Tonight’s sports:

• CFL:
  • Edmonton at BC – 10:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN
•  MLB:
  • Angels at Red Sox – 7:00PM | FOX (?) / Sportsnet
• MMA:
  • Bellator MMA: Davis vs. Bader – 8:00PM | SPK, CMT
• Left turns:
  • NASCAR XFINITY Series: American Ethanol E15 250 – 8:30PM | FS1 / TSN2