Your July 4th Evening Parade Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

Whether your parade is more German

than Sesame Street,

or more North Korean

than Japanese puppet,

I hope all the Commentists are having a nice evening with friends, family, or favorite bottle.

As you eat tonight, remember that Joey Chestnut won today’s Nathan’s contest with 71 eaten.

If you recall, I once ate a dozen at a regional qualifier

and then didn’t eat for nearly two days. Maybe pace yourselves.


Tonight’s sports:

  • MLB:
    • Phillies at Atlanta – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
    • Blue Jays at Red Sox – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
  • CFL:
    • Tiger-Cats at Alouettes – 7:00PM | TSN / ESPN+
  • Futbol:
    • LA Galaxy vs. Toronto FC – 10:30PM | TSN

Looks like most of you might have to talk to relatives tonight. Good thing it’s a holiday.

Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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OKAY, FINE!

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That last beer made me cool; now this is the song in my head:

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I have that same tripod!!!

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I do too!

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GET TOU DA CHOPPA!!

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ALXMAC
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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!

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