In case you enjoyed the early slate and would like even more JV NFL:
Army (+14.5) v. Notre Dame @ Damn YankeesVille (7:00, NBC)
I wish I had a better piece of shade to throw at Yankee Stadium. My brain is borken, just deal.
Washington State (-12.5) at Oregon State (7:00, CW)
Too bad we, as a society, are no longer worthy of cheerleader banner pics. Anyway, 2-PAC title is on the line, though Nice Beaver would not even become Bowl eligible with a win/title.
Alabama (-13.5) at Oklahoma (7:30, ABC)
We think that Roll Damn Tide has grown past their attention span troubles, and should beat the Okies. Then again, pending HHS nominee would say THAT IS JUST WHAT TEH JEWS WANT U 2 THINK!!!1111
Texas A&M (-2.5) at Auburn (7:30, ESPN)
Oh God, if Bonfire Cult blows their clear title game shot (home to Steerfuckers South) next week, by looking past lowly War Damn Eagle. Hilarity ensues.
Vanderbilt (+8) at LSU (7:45, SECN)
Oh God, the deliciousness of a potential Brian Kelly Death Valley Night Fixture loss…to fucking Vandy???
Troi Boiz (-4.5) “at” Westwood Klavern (10:30, NBC)
Remember when this game mattered, for anything other than minor Bowl eligibility. Pepperidge Farm scratches its head. OK, and balls.