Hooray, we made it to NFL eve.  Still some decent action on offer in the JV weight class!

Purdue (+29) at Indiana (7:00, FS1)

Hoosiers need a “statement win” for the playoff committee.  Not saying they *MUST* cover the hellacious spread, but they’d be advised to leave no doubts.

Steerfuckers North (+6) at LSU (7:00, ESPN)

Before that shit-kicking of Bama last week, OU might have been 20-point dogs.  I’m still not sure they’re any good, but truthfully that applies to each squadron here.

Washington (+18.5) at Oregon (7:30, NBC)

Quackers are in the playoffs no matter what, but they’d surely like to force their rivals to BOW DOWN already.

Steerfuckers South (-5.5) at Bonfire Cult (7:30. ABC)

Bonfire Cult got caught looking ahead last week, but the chance to ruin UT’s season will have them amped to 11.  Winner plays UGA in Atlanta next week.

Kansas State (+2.5) at Iowa State (7:30, FOX)

Farmageddon, with the last Big Twaaaalve title game ducat (likely) at stake.  Fun game, especially if we get a little weather.