Hey.

This week’s recap has a definite Karen Carpenter feel to it.

I’m sure you all have better things to do anyway.

Look. At this time this goes to press, we’re into Championship Week. Only the two teams headed into the championship game really give a flying fuck at this point, right? Still, everyone here has had a better season than the brain trust running the Jacksonville Jaguars.  It’s the little victories that matter after all. And the friends we made along the way, of course.

That’s all I’ve got.

Freezer Vodka League

The league championship will belong to either AJ Hawk Tua Tagovailoa or Dead Hobos as they face off this week in the last game with any real meaning for this fantasy football season.

And we wouldn’t want to embarrass The Schlitzstains, Unnatural Gas, Free Thursday Night Points, or Big Bag of Suck by mentioning that these are the four relegated teams this season. So we won’t do that.

Onward.

Lowratio League

The grand finale of the inaugural season of Lowratio League will see Shiba is for the People! pitted against Gumbygirl’s Felonious Monks.  Just one more accolade to be collected as they will be promoted to Freezer Vodka League next season along with War and Peace and Duke’s Chicago Waffles.

Next week we’ll close out the season by crowning our two champions.

Until Next Time!