Very weak/shallow night pool, let’s just make the best of it, shall we?
Wake Forest (+6.5) at Wahoowa (7:00, ESPN)
Believe it or not, NC State beat both of these. Be funny if my Wolven Sort were somehow the “1” in 11-1 for Wahoowa AND Georgia Tech. Wouldn’t bet on it, though.
LSU (+9.5) at Roll Damn Tide (7:30, ABC)
This fixture is gonna have to be the load-bearing support beam of tonight’s schedule. Otherwise, it’s an early snoozing.
Florida Men (-3.5) at Kenfucky (7:30, SECN)
These teams are both ass, yes. But when they get together, zany finishes have happened more often than not (at least the last decade or so).
Cornfuckers (+1.5) at Westwood Klavern (9:00, Fox)
You want to stay up medium late to watch terrible offense, and two programs trading on waaaaaayyyyyyyy out of date name recognition? Be Hippo’s guest. I sleepy.
My Wildcats are bowl eligible.
Penn State must only have a football program so they have a method to recruit boys to their locker rooms for the staff to sexually assault.