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"This site goes down so often we oughta change the name to “Dating Nancy Reagan”" – Horatio
A deadly, destructive beam
Being an international disgrace
A good sized vessel to marinate your meat in
Upper class twits
Silly DC Russians
Notoriously poor bookkeepers
Porn girls
Cookies in your gravy
The collapse of the NFL
More badass and German
Dick measuring contests
Repeat past mistakes
A coup so to speak
Just because Vegas
Cybernetic right hand
Gender & religious discrimination
Genial shark-toothed smiles
PFT’s comments
Looking somewhat confused
Fuck Gary Bettman
RONCO’S BobbitPal?
It’s a good thing women can’t code.
I missed these gems.
Toupee wrangler.
Merkin comber.
*Formerly employed on the set of Spartacus
Pee tape secure storage.
THIS IS A COUNTRY FOR THE COMMON PEOPLE!
two story house, oooh, look at Mr Fancy pants
AND a van!
down by the river….
That brings up another one:
Feed the Poodle.
Scaramucci wants to know more about these “line” items.
Shipment is arriving now.
Actually…
I was implying illegal.
I guess if you want to go for volume.
TSA and Customs didn’t see nuthin’…
“Da, ve are just importing some solid, powdered, wodka. Nothing to see here. Please have a mail order bride on us.”
-Pilots of the “American” plane above
damn it, don’t tease like that, did it land?
It stops at the end of the gif so:
Being an international disgrace
Was Roger Goodell nominated for SecState while I was sleeping?
Secretary of All the Bags of Dicks?
Porn girls have been a line item in his personal budget for years.
True that.
How’s their bladder control?
Are you interested in accuracy, or distance?
Grit, leadership, pocket presence, intangibles, clean off the field, etc.
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