2019 Quotables – Week 12 (Submissions)

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I’m running a bit behind because I’m taking off tomorrow to drive blaxito & fam to Tucson so he can spend the next week or so at Grandma’s house. I’ve still got some “work” on my desk to wrap up and then a Thanksgiving story  so — look, it doesn’t matter. Below are your Week 12 Quotables submissions (with bonus #content)

Apparently that piñata called her the C-word.
$50 says she’s with this guy because he looks like he’s from Duck Dynasty and she has a Mariota jersey and he played for Oregon and….oh god, she’ll do ANYTHING to get out that god-forsaken state.
WE NEED TO MAKE A RUN IN THE POSTSEASON AND THAT’S WHY I’M ALL-IN ON UNBREAKABLE OVER HERE! WOOOOO I AM FUCKING CRAZAYYYYYYY!!!
Imagine being this bad at your job for an entire month and then being sent out to take this kick. Yeah, I’d blame Gettleman too.
“See, if the negraut had announced his intentions to break the rules while committing the act in front of an official then there would be no crime.” – L Graham (R – Closet Homosexuality Land)
MVP! MVP!
AT THANKSGIVING I’M LIKE, THIS GUY JAY GRUDEN, I CALL HIM DEREK CARR BECAUSE HE WON’T HAVE A SIGNIFICANT ROLL IN THE NFL NEXT SEASON!
[In Unison] “See you in the playoffs….NOT!”
Oh, I just remembered to mention that I started watching Bohemian Rhapsody last night.
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