Joe Burrow’s Knee At Home

Oww, fuck.

Man, what did we do last night?  Everything hurts.  That is the last time I drink like that.

What the hell?  What happened in here?  Looks like the guys came over and trashed the place.  For like the 32nd time this year.  I’ve got to stop having them over, maybe get Joe to get some new friends, more stand-up guys, with some lateral movement and an ability to follow-through thrown in.  Couldn’t hurt.

Jesus, look at the furniture.  All over the place.  I swear to God they’ve even managed to destroy the infrastructure!  That’s not supposed to be over there, and that is definitely not supposed to look like that!  Is the MCL even still in the apartment?  Did they take that too?  Owww, goddammit my head hurts so much right now.  Definitely gonna need more than a couple of aspirin to fix this.  Guess it’s time to rehydrate, get some Iburpofen, get someone to come in here and move the furniture back in place, and take a nap for the next 9-12 months.

(fuck it, we need the #content)