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Your “Oh, crap, did the season start already?” 2021 Chicago Bears Preview / Bye Week Update

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - November 17, 2021November 16, 2021
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Scene: Interior Halas Hall.  The entire Bears brain trust [sic] sits around a mahogany table talking about the current roster, coaching staff, and other personnel.         SO HOW DO WE THINK THE TEAM IS LOOKING THIS YEAR?           Better than my face?  Look, I'll bet my job that we can be competitive, even while

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