In honor of Monty's sober meditation on God and the universe, I thought I'd lighten the mood a bit and describe a very odd dream I had about just that topic. The dream starred none other than Jesus himself. I have odd dreams in general, so if a dream is odd
Tag: DOOR FLIES OPEN
Jonny J and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
(Scene: Albuquerque, NM. Late in the night, or perhaps early in the morning. A nondescript apartment, dimly lit. Sounds of pleasure from multiple individuals can be heard from a different room. Suddenly things go very quiet.) (DOOR FLIES OPEN) HOT WOMAN: (storming out of the room) Goddamnit, that'll fucking teach me to