BattleBots Beat: Mo’ to 3-0

Senor Weaselo - August 22, 2019August 21, 2019

Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out we had Witch Doctor send Whiplash crashing for the first time this year, HUGE gashed Gigabyte, and Deep Six caused a hole in the Box, Nelly, and the space-time continuum. This time out we have two bots with the exact same record

BattleBots Beat: Some of This Might Go Badly

Senor Weaselo - August 15, 2019August 14, 2019

Welcome back to the Beat, where we get severals, nay, fews of +1s on the Reddits! Good news, I haven't gotten angry cease & desist messages from anyone, so… yay? Anyway, last time was the midseason roundtable where robots got together and yelled their opinions on this season. As for

BattleBots Beat: 2019 Midseason Roundtable

Senor Weaselo - August 8, 2019August 7, 2019

Welcome to the 2019 BattleBots Beat Midseason Roundtable Spectacularmathon! I'm still Senor Weaselo. Joining me today for this panel are… The 30 million track wunderkind, he works at KDFO during their popular Request Line show, DJ 3000! DJ 3000: THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. I JUST HOPE THAT THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE

BattleBots Beat: “Alexa, Play Despacito”

Senor Weaselo - August 1, 2019July 31, 2019

Hi everyone and welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, Tombstone broke everyone's bracket projections by catching on fire, Death Roll broke some more projections by possibly sidelining Quantum and moving to 3-0, and Cobalt did not break more bracket projections, just its front wedge attachment and Bombshell's dreams.

BattleBots Beat: Break Stuff

Senor Weaselo - July 25, 2019July 24, 2019

Hi everyone, and welcome back to the Beat! Last time out we saw dueling flippers with drastically different outcomes, as Hydra used gravity to break WAR Hawk into its separate components while Bronco debuted and got shredded by Bite Force. Plus we saw HyperShock decapitate Monsoon and Skorpios double-decapitate Sidewinder.

BattleBots Beat: Oh Yeah…

Senor Weaselo - July 18, 2019July 18, 2019

Welcome back to the Beat! Last time, Witch Doctor played American air hockey, Shatter! came down upon Wan Hoo's head, even if they didn't make sure they were dead, and Whiplash tanked Son of Whyachi enough to flip it over. This week we have a continuation of changing partners, many

BattleBots Beat: Family Feud

Senor Weaselo - July 11, 2019July 9, 2019

First off, Louie Anderson is my Family Feud host if not just for this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QMJousotj0 And he's still alive, which is both surprising and heartwarming. Second off, welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, the floor winning became a meme, Tombstone slashed SawBlaze, and Nelly the Ellybot tasted the rainbow, motherfucker. This

BattleBots Beat: Beyond BONKers

Senor Weaselo - July 4, 2019July 4, 2019

Hello, and welcome back to the Beat! We are doing absolutely nothing special for the 4th of July, so there. Last time out Rikki watched the fights so I didn't have to! Or get to. I'm still most of the episode down. Either way, he did a good job. Also Bite

BattleBots Beat: Bots on the Ground!

Senor Weaselo - June 20, 2019June 20, 2019

Hi everyone, and welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, Tombstone clipped Lock-Jaw, HyperShock blazed by Valkyrie, and Cobalt made SubZero's team rage and regret swapping the fight. This time we've got the return of HUGE and a robot even bigger than it, a new Brazilian bot, the first

BattleBots Beat (Part 2): Back to the Studio

Senor Weaselo - June 14, 2019June 14, 2019

Hello there, and welcome back to the Beat, the second-funniest Thursday (normally) running BattleBots review column! This becomes a special two-parter because I realized, "Holy shit, if I just do the re: MARS stream it's still a 3500 word post," Also it was 3 AM because I was finally actually