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HRTN Special: The Boys of Summer (Part Three)

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - August 28, 2020August 25, 2020
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The scene: The clear skies over the Pacific Ocean, where a vintage DC-3 twin engine airplane flies a scant 500 feet or so above the blue waters. Stoner Pilot: It’s easy flying from here, man. Like, we’re gonna unload all that Hawaiian grass and be on E-Z street. Stoner Co-Pilot: Oh,

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 76)

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - April 7, 2017April 7, 2017
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The scene: The Castle of Death in Chihuahua, Mexico, where the DFOers have been fighting all sorts of... Look, I'm not gonna explain it all here. This is a big episode, and if you haven't been keeping up, all the chapters are here on DFO. Go ahead & catch up, and

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 58)

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 2, 2016December 1, 2016
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The scene: The Shop Till U Drop superstore, where the motto is,“It's cheaper to deal than steal!” The front of the store is in shambles. There's a yuuuge hole in the center of it and rubble is strewn everywhere. People are milling about. Police are on the scene, setting up

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