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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Yes, We Will Look At The Dessert Menu

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Horatio Cornblower - May 12, 2025May 11, 2025
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Guten Tag, Drones. Let's face it, most of the time when we go out to eat we do something stupid, like load up on the free bread before the appetizers even get to the table, then after you've worked your way through the appetizer, (and God forbid you ordered a soup),

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