Senor’s Marble League Rolldown: Event 2

Senor Weaselo - June 30, 2020June 29, 2020

Well, we're still here, so that's nice. We return to the Rolldown with the second event of the 2020 Marble League, the halfpipe! In our first event, it was the Minty Maniacs surprising us all by taking gold in their first event all the way back from the depths of the

Senor’s Marble League Rolldown: The Games Begin! (ML2020 Opening Ceremony & Event 1)

Senor Weaselo - June 23, 2020June 22, 2020

Yes, we made it. We're not all dead yet and can experience the gravitas, the splendor, the magnificence that is the pinnacle of marble sports. Marble League 2020, from the Andromedome. To lead it off, the opening ceremonies, with King Stardust, and the primary members of the JMR Staff and Committee

Marble League Rolldown: ML 2020 Qualifiers (and Friendly Round)

Marble League Rolldown

Senor Weaselo - June 20, 2020June 19, 2020

And just like that, with a quick turnaround, we're back. It's time for the 2020 Marble League Qualifiers, to fill out the full lineup for next week's championship. 20 teams will compete in four events, with the top 12 advancing to this year's big stage, Marble League 2020. Let's do

The Inaugural Marble League Rolldown!

Senor Weaselo - June 17, 2020June 17, 2020

That's right, we've got a new column while there aren't any human sports, which at this rate won't be for a while as Arizona, Florida, and the rest of the South goes through its coronavirus wave. Y'all laughed and scoffed when New York got hit (because the American strain is