Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston has the SCOOP on Johnny Football’s Rehab Stay!!!!

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Old School Zero - June 2, 2015

Friends, loyal readers, and all of my ex-wives: Yes, I DO still exist, which should please two out of three of those categories. Reports of my demise and/or debilitation are greatly exaggerated; in fact, I've been hot on the trail of one of the biggest scoops this year! It's taken

Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston On The Saggy Balls Of #Deflategate

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Old School Zero - May 6, 2015

Dateline: May 6, 2015 Greetings and salutations, patient readers! I've enjoyed my time away from my trusty word processor on my forced vacation this past while. It's given me a new perspective on all the things that make my life and career special; namely, the absence of assaults on my persons

Jonny J and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

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Old School Zero - April 29, 2015

(Scene: Albuquerque, NM. Late in the night, or perhaps early in the morning. A nondescript apartment, dimly lit. Sounds of pleasure from multiple individuals can be heard from a different room. Suddenly things go very quiet.) (DOOR FLIES OPEN) HOT WOMAN: (storming out of the room) Goddamnit, that'll fucking teach me to

Local Beat Reporter Bud Wintson Interviews Philip Rivers

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Old School Zero - April 15, 2015

Dateline: April 14th, 2015 Hello, dear readers, and welcome to a special dispatch from the road. I'd normally be filling your eyes with typeset magnificence from my smoke filled den, but thanks to certain Acts of God (and, if I'm being honest, one certain man), I'm temporarily on the lam. It all

Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston On Female Refs in the NFL

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Old School Zero - April 3, 2015

Dateline: April 3, 2015 Right of the bat, my loyal readers, that date tells you a critical piece of information: this is no April Fool's day joke. No sir, good ol' Bud wouldn't do that to his discerning audience. The only April Fool's day joke I played this year involved a

But I’m A Placekicker!

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Sep - March 19, 2015

http://glowingscenes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/diary0031.jpg Excerpt from the journal of Jaxson Hill, Placekicker for the West Bay High Broncos. Hey Journal, I know its been awhile since I wrote you. Ive been really busy with my AP classes (Miss Crocket is making us read To Kill a Mockingbird, which is really cutting into my time to

Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston Covers the Super Bowl

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Old School Zero - March 18, 2015

Dateline: March 18th, 2015 I apologize for the tardiness of my words, loyal readers of mine, as a conflagration of certain personal proclivities and the lack of available advertising revenue for your venerable local rag prevented me from my usual timely coverage of the Biggest Spectacle In Our Fair Favorite Footballin'