Trent Green Encounters a Mirror

[Trent Green is singing and dancing alone in his room] Trent: [Singing] Da-nana, naaaa nanana... HEY! Dana-nana... Trent: Oh, hi there handsome. Say, I haven't seen you around here before. How are you? I'm great, thanks for asking! [Trent smiles and waves at the mirror] Trent: Wow, you're really good at doing the same

DFO Open House

  /sets up sign outside //takes fresh baked cookies out of oven and puts them on a rack to cool /// puts out punch and pie Oh, Hi there!  Didn't expect you so early.  No, please, come in and take a look around! (newcomer eyes place suspiciously) Let me tell you a little bit about the

The Bandock Saints Are Born

Boston, MA [Connor and Murphy McManus and David Goodella Roggo sit at a round kitchen table in a dimly lit apartment, drinking and smoking, while SportsCenter plays in the background.] Neil Everett: ...but unless something drastic is done, the Red Sox don't seem like they are going anywhere but down in their

Philadelphia Eagles 2015 Season Preview

Because you're a discerning group, I've assembled a blue-ribbon panel of parochial pundits to prognosticate the prospects for the putative pantywaists of the NFC East, my Philadelphia Eagles.¹ Please welcome Philadelphia native and Matron Saint Suzy Kolber, Super Bowl loser and noted telestrator Ron Jaworski, and frequent WIP caller Ant'ny from

Jonny J and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

(Scene: Albuquerque, NM. Late in the night, or perhaps early in the morning. A nondescript apartment, dimly lit. Sounds of pleasure from multiple individuals can be heard from a different room. Suddenly things go very quiet.) (DOOR FLIES OPEN) HOT WOMAN: (storming out of the room) Goddamnit, that'll fucking teach me to

But I’m A Placekicker!

http://glowingscenes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/diary0031.jpg Excerpt from the journal of Jaxson Hill, Placekicker for the West Bay High Broncos. Hey Journal, I know its been awhile since I wrote you. Ive been really busy with my AP classes (Miss Crocket is making us read To Kill a Mockingbird, which is really cutting into my time to