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Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston has the SCOOP on Johnny Football’s Rehab Stay!!!!
Friends, loyal readers, and all of my ex-wives: Yes, I DO still exist, which should please two out of three of those categories. Reports…
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Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston On The Saggy Balls Of #Deflategate
Dateline: May 6, 2015 Greetings and salutations, patient readers! I’ve enjoyed my time away from my trusty word processor on my forced vacation this…
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Jonny J and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
(Scene: Albuquerque, NM. Late in the night, or perhaps early in the morning. A nondescript apartment, dimly lit. Sounds of pleasure from multiple individuals…
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Local Beat Reporter Bud Wintson Interviews Philip Rivers
Dateline: April 14th, 2015 Hello, dear readers, and welcome to a special dispatch from the road. I’d normally be filling your eyes with typeset…
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Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston On Female Refs in the NFL
Dateline: April 3, 2015 Right of the bat, my loyal readers, that date tells you a critical piece of information: this is no April…
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But I’m A Placekicker!
http://glowingscenes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/diary0031.jpg Excerpt from the journal of Jaxson Hill, Placekicker for the West Bay High Broncos. Hey Journal, I know its been awhile since I…
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Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston Covers the Super Bowl
Dateline: March 18th, 2015 I apologize for the tardiness of my words, loyal readers of mine, as a conflagration of certain personal proclivities and…