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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Chacun Prépare Sa Propre Mort

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Sharkbait - July 14, 2023July 14, 2023
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Chacun Prépare Sa Propre Mort. A bit ominous for a lighthearted Friday drinking post no? For those that don't speak French, that phrase translates to "Everyone Prepares Their Own Death". What does this have to do with cocktails? Well, apparently it's a tradition to serve this week's cocktail: Ti' Punch. In

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: St. Martin Daydreaming

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Sharkbait - July 7, 2023July 7, 2023
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Allow me, if you will, to re-visit my recent Caribbean vacation. Aside from having awesome cocktails before dinner, the French side of St. Martin is known for the post meal libations as well, at least in Grand Case anyway. In most (but not all places) you get a nice shot

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Put the Lime in the…Collins?

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Sharkbait - June 30, 2023June 30, 2023
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Man Fridays before a long weekend suck huh? I don't know about you guys but today is going to drag. In keeping with the warm weather theme (as well as the actual weather) I've gone and made a classic that I've been surprised I haven't made before: a mojito! Surprising isn't

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Southside

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Sharkbait - June 23, 2023June 23, 2023
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Welcome back and happy Friday. Now that the solstice has passed and we're officially into summer, I wanted to keep the theme I started last week with cooler summer drinks (and totally not because I have a ton of mint I need to use before it goes bad). I'm also

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Wanting to Go Back

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Sharkbait - June 16, 2023June 16, 2023
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Hello once again, and happy Friday! Don't you hate it when vacation seems to fly by all too fast? That was me last week in St. Martin. It was my second time to the island, and it definitely won't be the last. We stayed on the French side (the island is

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Pack it Up, Pack it In

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Sharkbait - June 2, 2023June 2, 2023
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Man, this short week is both long and short at the same time, especially when you're busy. The Sharkbait clan went out of town last week because of the long weekend, and this weekend, we're going on a longer vacation to the Caribbean (I swear this isn't a flex). Between

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: It’s the Fizz!

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Sharkbait - May 26, 2023May 26, 2023
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It's here! It's finally here! The unofficial start of Summer! Despite my love of hockey, I'm much more of a summer and beach person than cold winter sports. So, I'm definitely ready for the warmer weather and the longer days for sure. To celebrate, I'm trying a classic cocktail: The

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: A Taste of Summer

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Sharkbait - May 19, 2023May 19, 2023
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Although it felt like it recently, summer and warm weather aren't here yet (at least in the Northeast). Despite that fact, we were recently at a mothers day cookout and we ended up leaving with half a watermelon courtesy of the hosts who had way too much and were looking

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Beach Daydreaming

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Sharkbait - May 12, 2023May 12, 2023
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Hello and happy Friday you fine people. This week has been a bit of a productivity struggle. I mean, let's be real here. Most weeks are. But this week especially so since I'm now within a month of our trip to the Caribbean in the first week of June. I've spent

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Crowning Achievements

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Sharkbait - May 5, 2023May 5, 2023
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Happy Friday, Cinco de Mayo and Kentucky Derby weekend! Normally in this space this time of year and especially this weekend, I'd get creative making my own, or finding some obscure bourbon cocktail I can make to tie into the Derby, or some off the wall tequila cocktail for Cinco

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