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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Crantastic Gamble

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Sharkbait - October 3, 2025October 3, 2025
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Hello and happy Friday once again! Thankfully stuff has kind of calmed down this week, with the exception of preparing to take a professional certification exam. I'm not exactly feeling confident since the training class was in July and I'm only taking the exam now but we'll see how it

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Stat Crux Dun Volvitur Orbis

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Sharkbait - September 26, 2025September 25, 2025
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Happy Friday everyone! I'll bet you're wondering what this week's title is. It's Latin for "The cross is steady while the world turns". I picked that title for a couple reasons. 1) It's the motto of the Carthusian monks, AKA the producers of Chartreuse which this week's drink utilizes. I

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Change of Plans

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Sharkbait - September 19, 2025September 19, 2025
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Hello there fellow football and cocktail enthusiasts. Unfortunately this week is another scramble/ thrown together post. I feel like that has become the norm the last few weeks due to re-adjusting from travel and sick kiddos. The latter reason has struck again sadly. Well... Not sick per se, but somehow

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Island Drinks

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Sharkbait - September 12, 2025September 11, 2025
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Happy Friday and welcome back. Another grind of a week has me wiped towards the end here. Not to mention I played my first game of hockey since the end of April due to a combination of injury and travel. So I'm also sore on top of being exhausted this week.

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Back to Reality

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Sharkbait - September 5, 2025September 5, 2025
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Oh hey, welcome back. After a 3 week travel absence and one week of recovery, I'm back here posting again! The three weeks I spent in Australia were fantastic. This was my second time, and I forgot how much I loved Sydney. Granted this time around it was as an

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Vacation!

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Sharkbait - August 1, 2025August 1, 2025
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Its Finally here! Vacation!! Well, technically tomorrow but I get to slam my laptop shut for the next 2ish weeks. I'm still technically working next week, but the word "working" is doing a lot of heavy lifting. So while I'm 90% off the clock, I can't fully disassociate...yet. Also of note,

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Treehouse

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Sharkbait - July 25, 2025July 25, 2025
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Happy Friday. Things are getting a bit hectic in Haus Sharkbait. The reason is that a week from tomorrow we disappear on vacation for 3 weeks. It's crazy I know. Prepping for that is just starting up but even what little prep has been done is time consuming. Fear not

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Test Driving

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Sharkbait - July 18, 2025July 18, 2025
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Hooray we made it through another week! This week's drink comes from my bartender friend who I've mentioned here many times before. Another friend of ours was in town from Pittsburgh and The two of us decided to get dinner at the Tiki bar where our other friend is the

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: A Matter of Opinion

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Sharkbait - July 11, 2025July 11, 2025
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Hooray for making it through another hot as fuck week. The weather pattern and my phone's algorithm seemed to sync up this week, as I was served not one, not two, but three separate posts linking back to the same Food and Wine article raving about the Lillet and tonic,

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: La Marseillaise

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Sharkbait - July 4, 2025July 3, 2025
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Happy Friday and hello new banner image for the weekly drink post. As I mentioned last week, I took a trip to Chicago with my old college roommates on a whim since we all turned 40 relatively close to each other and decided to do something fun. Much fun was

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