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Straight White Male Super Bowl 2016: The Oscar Nominees for White Male Acting, and Open Thread

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makeitsnowondem - February 22, 2016
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The Oscars are almost upon us, with all their unpredictability. You don’t need an oracle to tell you what will happen. You don’t even need a film critic. You need someone who sees into the very souls of the Academy voters. You need a Straight White Man. Monday's bullshit. You've undoubtedly

Straight White Male Super Bowl 2016: Original Song and Original Score

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makeitsnowondem - February 21, 2016February 21, 2016
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The Oscars are almost upon us, with all their unpredictability. You don’t need an oracle to tell you what will happen. You don’t even need a film critic. You need someone who sees into the very souls of the Academy voters. You need a Straight White Man. I didn't commit to

Straight White Male Super Bowl 2016: The Oscar Nominees for Sound Editing, Sound Mixing, and Visual Effects

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makeitsnowondem - February 19, 2016
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The Oscars are almost upon us, with all their unpredictability. You don’t need an oracle to tell you what will happen. You don’t even need a film critic. You need someone who sees into the very souls of the Academy voters. You need a Straight White Man. Welcome back. This is

Straight White Male Super Bowl 2016: The Oscar Nominees for Costume Design and Makeup & Hair

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makeitsnowondem - February 18, 2016February 18, 2016
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The Oscars are almost upon us, with all their unpredictability. You don't need an oracle to tell you what will happen. You don't even need a film critic. You need someone who sees into the very souls of the Academy voters. You need a Straight White Man. Hey, guys. I'm make

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