Normally this would be part of the original post (which will be ready…eventually) but I thought we needed something here to lighten the mood a little.

[INT, BASEMENT]

5CHAN: [hacks into sbnation]

5CHAN: [looks up user “PhillyFan”]

5CHAN: [changes username to “FillyPhan”]

5CHAN: [changes user avatar into image of man fornicating with horse]

5CHAN: [changes blog name “SilverAndBlackPride” into “SilverAndBlackRide”]

5CHAN: [changes all images on blog to images of black studs pounding elderly women]

5CHAN: [gets bored]

5CHAN: [hacks into American Airlines flight manifests]

5CHAN: [discovers flight that includes some people he recognizes]

5CHAN: Let’s find some in-flight entertainment for you Mormon motherfuckers.

5CHAN: [hacks into in-flight entertainment system]

5CHAN: [cues up “Best of Both Worlds Part 8” she-male porn to upload to airplane’s server]

5CHAN: [types in series of commands]

5CHAN: Oh fuck.

5CHAN: [types in another series of commands]

5CHAN: FUCK.

5CHAN: [sips Mountain Dew]

5CHAN: Well, shit. Better cover my tracks.

To be continued…