Darkest Timeline Zack Morris
DTZM escaped his dark timeline through a wormhole created by Lord Screech, after he destroyed Bayside for never allowing him to mate with Lisa Turtle. Zach now lives a quiet life in St. Louis with his wife, Darkest Timeline Kelly Kapowski. They have no children, but do have the world's cutest dogs.
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makeitsnowondem

Has anyone watched this yet? Should we have a viewing party or something?

Old School Zero

Interview on Thursday. Client is confidential. I can’t talk about it.

Sep

Holy crap. The FrotCast had a ep with Wiseau’s assistant maybe? It was fascinating.

Sep

That sounds right.

Old School Zero

So, have you watched it? I’ve been hesitant as I think this is the bad crazy of Tommy, with cult status going to his head, maybe. They’re showing it after The Room now at the local theater, but I haven’t gone. AV Club gave it a straight F. So… I’m scared! I might need a pizza and scotchka!