Darkest Timeline Zack Morris
DTZM escaped his dark timeline through a wormhole created by Lord Screech, after he destroyed Bayside for never allowing him to mate with Lisa Turtle. Zach now lives a quiet life in St. Louis with his wife, Darkest Timeline Kelly Kapowski. They have no children, but do have the world's cutest dogs.
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makeitsnowondem

The work continues.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Cheese it!

/true story – one time John DiMaggio “liked” a comment I made on a friend’s facebook status. I could not have been more proud.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The best part was that, if my memory serves me correctly, the comment was football-related.

Cuntler

Dragons and boobs and violence, oh my!

Horatio Cornblower (@HoratioCorn2)

That was a great episode even before we got to Hard Home. Those undead kids were creepy as hell, but on the plus side, no college tuition!

Old School Zero

At least it finally confirmed that Valyrian steel is equivalent to dragon glass, since (likely) it’s imbued with dragon fire, which leads to the R+L=J and Daenerys and the dragons all coming together to fight the white walkers (and that badass king of them).

Old School Zero

I might be able to participate; my girlfriend and I tend to watch it at/around 6pm pacific when it hits HBONow.

I have a feeling we’re going to be left with numerous agonizing cliffhangers this season.

Sep

I was using my Darth Maul towel at the beach on friday and then… BOOM! White Walker Darth Maul.

My other beach towel is a teddy bear.

Old School Zero

I had that same Darth Maul towel. I have no idea what happened to it, though.

Sep

I, uh, borrowed it. From NSZ.

I actually took it as payment. That fucker ditched me at the Strip Club to the tune of 4 songs. Do you have any idea how much a 4 song lapdance costs these days? In this economy?

Old School Zero

That goddamn fucker. I bet he queued up the long Voodoo Child jam, too.

ballsofsteelandfury

– I think that means you will be forced to watch Ted 2.

Sep

Oh man, probably followed by Entourage. Two Mahky Mahk movies in a row would cause a singularity in my brain, and instead of exploding it would shrink.

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons
Horatio Cornblower (@HoratioCorn2)

Sill, you HAVE to start watching this show!!

/insert 20,000 word nerdgasm about the show and the books and George RR Martin.

Now, let me tell you why The Wire is the greatest thing ever shown on television

/another 20,000 word nerdgasm, even though The Wire might actually be the best thing ever shown on television. Treme, eh, not so much.

Sep

I made it to the end of season 2 on Treme and stopped. The music is great but it’s, I dunno, so fucking depressing.

I like your take on The Wire… Indeed.