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She even brought her camel.
Part of it, anyway.
Indeed!
WCS to his five-year-old niece:
“You see this? THAT’S the kind of princess you should be.”
This is why I like you. You are absolutely terrible but never change.
The truth is out there indeed.
Debbie fucking around with the photog.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/cf26a7de552e62c4cc8cb3cebb154bb3/tumblr_ntsjcnqA1o1shd9xeo1_500.jpg
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That’s awesome!
Who wouldn’t want to have that cutie shit jelly beans all over them from above?
I think Filmdrunk or a commenter said it best: Daniel Craig looks like Archer in the poster for Spectre if Archer was a weak-lipped pussy who drank Heinekin.
Can we make that a real saying that people quote all the time? I am up for that. Who originally posted it. I want to give credit
JTRO:
it still astounds me that the James Bond folks didn’t care to address the almost spot-on parody of Archer’s parody of James Bond. If Archer drank Heineken. Which he doesn’t. ‘Cause he aint a bitch.
http://uproxx.com/filmdrunk/2015/10/star-wars-force-awakens-poster/
Back when I didn’t just shame watch Uproxx in secret I was a fan of his. I thought he was on KSK too, much less often that most but I remember seeing him there.
I just scrolled down and WCS was a dick to my dog. I am fine with him abandoning our FF league. Not ok with him saying anything bad about my pups.
I assumed he was being mean to you.
I am fine with that. It was the attack on my dog that bugged me
No, I was being mean to you.
Ok, back to loving my online great grandfather.
Well, that solves that.
STELLAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY KIDS! SHE’S OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR GREAT GRANDMOTHER! IT’LL BE LIKE BEATING-OFF IN A TIME MACHINE!!!!!!
Three levels of consanguinity is safe enough that most states allow it.
Martin, I’m an educated man, and even I don’t know what the hell that word means.
Done and done
For Beerguyrob, for the Century Field photos:
http://i.imgur.com/QZYT2uZ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/zEoiIPm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/TfRKFU7.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/2X6ewx6.jpg
Pretty much all of us left by this point:
And they know they love it.
There is in no way that man chose to be a newscaster with the name Dick Wood
OR DID HE?????
Is this gonna end with him in a porn still going by the name of Dick Wood? If so send me a link, great porn name I have to watch his work.
And hot
[fart noise]
I am useless.
That last post in retrospect seems needy. I meant it pithy or dickishly sarcastic at most,.One more pic of hot redhead
http://40.media.tumblr.com/b9a345df8534e875834ee28bebaa51f3/tumblr_nwi7bhhlHa1qk16obo2_1280.jpg
The McCord sisters would be unremarkable for L.A. as tall, impossibly skinny blondes (no implants though) if Angel didn’t show off the entire front grill.
I saw some actress dressed up in what looked like her best Debbie Harry costume, but I can’t remember who it was to save my dick. Sorry, Moose.
This gif always works to ease the pain.
The perpetual war at my place continues unabated.
I made a joke about my abusive dad in an older thread and it is kinda hidden. I am well aware you guys are just as lazy as me
Bewbs because I know you so well
http://40.media.tumblr.com/a501ad31f8b4737e08a4039a3e70a53b/tumblr_nwi7bhhlHa1qk16obo1_1280.jpg
That’s the benefit of getting older, though. The tables turn when you grow up and you can abuse the fuck out of them back.
STELLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
That terrifying feeling when you hear a cat starting yak up a hairball, and that relief when you get it to happen on the bathroom tile…
Jewish girls. Such great boobs.
If there’s room for some old school, I’d like to add in some Hollywood classics.
THERE’S ALWAYS ROOM FOR OLD SCHOOL
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I prefer the videos where the tails are more ……. buttplugs.
Nice pussy!
(I know, that joke was extremely low-hanging fruit… just like that pussy)
The full-sized IG photo of the Matron Saint in a blonde wig.
I left my dog out all night and it was just because I left booze outside.I feel bad now. I spoiled him yesterday so he just loved me when I brought him in.He is the best dog ever.
Dogs are idiots like that.
Who was discussing Danielle Panabaker a few days ago?
http://www.comicbookresources.com/imgsrv/imglib/0/0/1/killer-frost-panabaker-156701-184b5.jpg
HAPPY BELATED BACK TO THE FUTURE DAY
I wonder what the wind-chill factor was…
2 Nipply° C
Was that your homework, Larry?
As much as I love this song, the video needs far more Apollonia, and far less of the balloon in the passenger seat.
Andrew Luck doesn’t understand the difference.
Sorry I’m late.
I didn’t see any Heather Graham, and I thought, “that’s not right.”
http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Heather-Graham-heather-graham-225252_1024_768.jpg
We had a thing once, me and Heather. Unfortunately, she never knew about it. Her loss, I guess.
HOLY SHIT MOOSE THAT’S AWESOME! (I’m stealing it)
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