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Russian judges give him a 9.9.
Sometimes YOU pole-vault the bull, and sometimes HE pole-vaults YOU.
His mistake was that he planted too early. His other mistake was that the bull wasn’t putting up with any of THIS shit. He had bigger problems.
Was Candice Bergen really a Jets fan?
http://40.media.tumblr.com/378de7812073469294bf8b515ddd4a68/tumblr_no4xdzjUGg1rpqdi8o1_500.jpg
Murphy Brown can do my report anytime.
I met her once. We were going to have sex but I forgot to ask and she forgot that I existed. Except for that it totally could have happened.
STELLAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Speaking of Bond Girls…
I said GODDAMN, Valerie Leon.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lynkplHLIF1qaun7do1_1280.jpg
Who says Ancient Egypt can’t be teh sexiee?
I think she likes me
Don’t care; still like it.
FUN MUNSTERS FACT: Al Lewis, who played Grandpa Munster, was in fact a year younger than Yvonne DeCarlo, who played his daughter. Al Lewis lived some HARD years.
THE MORE YOU KNOW
She was one of Howard Hughes “ingenues.” The man knew broads.
Nastassja Kinski; Cat People remake.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/b9a1aae3d88f2aebd8695aa2689e2c61/tumblr_nuit8hZZZR1rlrt3ho1_1280.jpg
TECHNICALLY LEGAL
Yes it is.
HER FATHER
http://i.imgur.com/QMVWieN.jpg
It skips a generation.
Jupiter nipple!
Sloth; one of the cutest deadly sins.
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Bettie at the beach, no Blake Bortles.
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OK, one for Mr. Balls, Esq.
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Hard to not like THAT
“I ENJOY HER ENTHUSIASM”
God, I miss Andy Sidaris!
The guy behind Tanya Roberts….. can’t believe it.
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Classic never goes out of style.
That is perfect placement
NO IT’S NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!
ScarJo has a headache; this I can imagine.
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ODDBALL: BEST TANK COMMANDER EVER
So, dirt Chiefs vs dirt Jets.
Good night fellas, and ladies if any of you are still around.
I say fuck thee Sill.
But verily I offer your 9 my most heartfelt congratulations.
Now in the words of the Jersey boy I am. Go fuck yerself.
Otto’s brain is consumin’ ALL the booze in 30,000 BC.
Remember Adrienne Barbeau?
http://36.media.tumblr.com/f23224ea9b43479cee7948d5a820701c/tumblr_mtn7j6vdj91rj28rmo1_1280.jpg
Yo.
Hard to forget them.
BarbeauBot
Hot, wet burger porn.
European pop star, Bailey Tzuke:
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k235/Blondini_2006/BaileyTzuke.jpg
(I saw her in a video for this cover of Alanis Morrisette’s “Uninvited” one night in Amsterdam; as I was fairly fucked up, I thought it was Britney Spears doing some weird EDM remix of other pop songs. She’s worth watching, although the beat is a bit aggravating:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFBWPcaMKeo)
And just like that I survived another year on this god forsaken rock we call home.
Cheers people on my birthday.
Love you all.
Wow, Happy Birthday from Brickland J. Meathook III ! ! !
Congrats on another lap around Sol.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Happy Birthday!
Listen to lots of Blues and eat lots of BBQ to celebrate that accomplishment.
Happy happy birthday
Happy Birthday!!!
JILL ST. JOHN: BEST BOND GIRL EVER
JILL ST. JOHN: BEST MOB MOLL EVER
JILL ST. JOHN: BEST BOND GIRL EVER
JILL ST. JOHN: BEST BOND GIRL EVER
JILL ST. JOHN: BEST BOND GIRL EVER
We still do music here, right?
Hells yes we do. Drop that funky beat.
Nobody likes my selections, so you go right ahead.
I enjoy your musical stylings, sir.
I generally like your choices. Especially when you get in a blues mood.
OK, well good, thought I was wasting bytes. Good to know.
Also careful wearing headphones at work.
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The video didn’t show up for a minute….. WEIRD. Good choice.
So I’m standing outside on Union Street across from the Peabody Hotel and one of the locals comes up to us and says “You know Elvis? ” Then he starts this hip gyration thing and starts singing “Hound Dog” and he thought my godsons wife was my wife and I wasn’t going to correct him because she’s hot as fuck and he said “Woowee that woman is gonna kill you”.
I love this fucking town.
She’s purty and she can make me laugh:
http://jesda.com/wp-content/gallery/annafaris/ANNA%20FARIS%20hot%20and%20sexy%201.jpg
The young woman in Martin’s second picture should learn from the lady in the fifth picture.
One shouldn’t take off underwear if it is cold enough so your nipples are taking eyes ou. But, then again not so intelligent people should treated with some respect.
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