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At this point it’s just a matter of where it’s going to happen next, right? I’m shocked, then not shocked and then resigned that this stuff is the norm in an otherwise good (not great-the term is over-used and what the hell is the criteria anyway?) nation with tons and tons of wonderful people populating it. There’s a dandy tilt featuring Louisville and MSU this evening as well as Cin/But, Duke/Ind, Cuse/Whisky. Gonzaga plays as does Golden State (going for 20 straight). The Leafs are looking to lose and the Rangers are playing the Potvins as well. Immerse yourself in the latter stuff so that you don’t drive yourself mad thinking about the former stuff.
Your Hump Day Open Thread
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Wow.
Holy shit. That is just….. incredible. If only the media remembered they had balls a decade ago!
Good morning. Under Pressure, vocals only:
OK, folks, I’m gonna fuck off away to bed now. One last image:
S’gross, indeed.
Xmas Ape is DONE with PK columns, and just wants to jack it to some porn like the rest of us.
Hello, Distraction? Anna here….
Sooooo many John McClanes on on Twitter right now. I’m positive all of yinz could easily stop a pair of shooters with assault rifles, body armor, explosives, and a plan of escape armed with your concealed 16 round (max) 9mm despite the chaos, confusion, without being shot by the tactical police units responding. Hell, I bet you’d have several wisecracks the entire time. IT’S SO SIMPLE, SHEEPLE.
http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/maurice-jones-drew-is-busting-out.gif
DISTRACTION:
http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/bftmt/bftmt_shot4l.jpg
Did you ever read the Mall Ninja posts of some guy who claimed he had gotten into several high-powered firefights with random terrorist invaders of his podunk town mall, wherein he “saved the mayor’s son’s anal virginity?”
Here’s a link, if not; he’s truly endearingly delusional:
Problem is, he became a zombie and gave away their position.
http://cdn3.whatculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/dwod.png
From yesterday, but deserves a repeat:
http://i.imgur.com/MGtiRbT.jpg
NUDIE SUIT!!!
We have randomized the SHIT out of this open thread.
STOP POSTING PICTURES OF ME IN COLLEGE
IS THIS YOUR HOMEWORK LARRY?
http://i.imgur.com/gsLL1Ym.jpg
You need a toe? I can get you a toe.
That’s what happens when you pass a stranger in the Alps.
TROOF:
Underarmor Underboob?
WHERE’D YOU GET PHOTOS OF MY PRO DAY?!?!
I’d be at a “Han Shot First” rally if she’s taking off her top.
I’d race ya for it.
My toilet earlier today (Wednesday)?
Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna’ be fooled again!
Mae tha neah bosse, saem as tha olde bosse
THE GHOST OF FRED THOMPSON IS ON MY TV AND STILL TRYING TO SELL ME A REVERSE MORTGAGE
DO NOT BE AFRAID OF HEIGHTS YOUR BREASTS WILL BREAK YOUR FALL!
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WRONG ANSWER IMMA PUT MAH PANTS BACK ON
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ubDDap3LiJE/U4jRDvpiS9I/AAAAAAACkGE/UaTSYvmwa0s/s1600/ch.gif
Which was are there no perverts…. which way are there no perverts….
Ewww.
DISTRACTION:
Thursday night foobawl between…
[checks schedule]
… Lions and Packers?! Aw, man…
Well, technically speaking, it will certainly distract us from other, less important things going on in the world, so the word is apt. However, as foobawl, it is applicable in only the loosest possible sense of the word.
Josie Maran, SPIDER-WOMAN!
THE CONTINUING ADVENTURES OF DISTRACTION!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-aG8ZnxcmXLY/VWg4NxeZCCI/AAAAAAAAClE/_8lZw3PP1RE/s1600/julia-voth-2.jpg
DISTRACTION:
http://41.media.tumblr.com/3ddeccb259239b6610254e8c83807262/tumblr_n9751kCFcZ1so2y1ho1_500.jpg
Oh, wait, is this just me? Carry on..
YER A NAUGHTY WITCH, EMMA
PICTURED: WCS’s descent into prescription drugs and alcohol
DAMN YOU HAWKEY AND CROSS COUNTRY
Bono totally looks like Robin Williams:
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
NO NO NO NO NO NO MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT FUCKING STOP!!!!
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