2016 Quotables (Week 1 – Entries)

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Author’s Note: I see the page will reload after each submission. Sorry about that. I’ll work on it for future editions if you’ll bear with me for today.

Welcome to a new feature here at [DFO] where you all, the fans, can provide the hilarious commentary that is usually limited to the elite internet stars who have Twitter accounts or [DFO] publishing access. The ‘rules’ are quite simple: watch the gifs and submit your best Tom Servo-esque riff. Results will be posted later this week so, if you want credit for your winning entries, be sure to add your name (or, if you don’t want to own your comments, go ahead and play anonymously!).

We open the 2016 season with eight entries, in honor of Jack Del Rio’s 8-point cap to defeat the Saints (all gifs link to originals).

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Robert Griffin III throws a pass against the Philadelphia Eagles in a 29-10 loss.
Robert Griffin III attempts a pass to rookie WR Corey Coleman against the Philadelphia Eagles in a 29-10 loss.

 

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Referees signal opposite calls on an Eagles Field Goal attempt.

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The Oakland Raiders complete a two-point conversion for the go-ahead score to defeat the New Orleans Saints 35-34.
The Oakland Raiders complete a two-point conversion for the go-ahead score to defeat the New Orleans Saints 35-34.

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Elite Baltimore Ravens Quarterback Joe Flacco fumbles a snap which is recovered by the Buffalo Bills in the teams Week 1 game.
Elite Baltimore Ravens Quarterback Joe Flacco fumbles a snap which is recovered by the Buffalo Bills in the teams Week 1 game.

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Dallas Cowboys WR Dez Bryant (88) signals for teammate Terrance Williams (83) to run out of bounds in the final play of the game against the New York Giants. Williams did not get out of bounds, was tackled, and the clock expired. New York won 20-19.
Dallas Cowboys WR Dez Bryant (88) signals for teammate Terrance Williams (83) to run out of bounds in the final play of the game against the New York Giants. Williams did not get out of bounds, was tackled, and the clock expired. New York won 20-19.

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Tennessee Titans RB DeMarco Murray scores a touchdown against the Minnesota Vikings. The Vikings won the contest 25-16.
Tennessee Titans RB DeMarco Murray scores a touchdown against the Minnesota Vikings. The Vikings won the contest 25-16.

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Los Angelas Rams DT Aaron Donald is ejected in the fourth quarter of a 28-0 loss to the San Francisco 49ers.

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