♫…But She Never Saw Me There! ♫

♫ …set to the music of “Eponine’s Errand” from Les Miserables… ♫

DUKE JOHNSON JR.
Such luck! What a bounce!
Such luck! Right back to me!
So close to a disaster,
I stand triumphantly.

[sideline flies open]

SARAH THOMAS
Good God! Oh, what a rumpus!
That ball, where can it be?

DUKE JOHNSON JR.
It’s here! Just let me show you,
I got it back, you see.

SARAH THOMAS (oblivious)
Say Trent, where is that ball?

TRENT MURPHY (pointing)
It’s at the bottom of the pile!

SARAH THOMAS
Mason, show it to me!

MASON FOSTER (throw up empty hands)
But all I have’s a smile!

SARAH THOMAS
Anyone?

[shrugs]

First down Redskins!