Your “The Bangles? The Bengals? Let’s Call The Whole Playoff Thing Off” Saturday Night Special NFL Football Open Thread

Let’s face it, or me. Let’s say me. The drunkin-er I get the better the football is. Right now I’m not sure the football can get any better. TO THE GAME!

Cin/Hou-It was only a matter of time before a guy by the name of SAVAGE! unseated a dude by the name of Osweiler. Who would you want leading you into battle-a hard-ass dude that would eviscerate your sorry butt in a heartbeat or a guy that tends to stick his head in the sand at the slightest bit of pressure? I’m going with Doc. That said, uber-receiver A.J. Green is back on the field and the Dalton-aters might be hell-bent for pleather. Let’s see how things turn out, shall we?

You bastards are the best. GO GET ‘EM, COMMENTERS!

 

 

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Easy. Everyone dies.

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I’m letting your cheesedicks know I’m about to begin my time-honored tradition of watching Die Hard on Christmas Eve. I started this in 1999, and I will be live-tweeting it for the fifth time, since 2011. Handle is @patrickehland on THE TWITTERZ.

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GODDAMNIT WHY DID YOU EAT CHEESE FIRST?!?

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Before Murder.

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It took a while for me to realize it was her when I saw Gaslight. That was the only thing I’ve really seen her in when she was young and it surprised the hell out of me.

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