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MARK DAVIS: [under his breath] Heh heh heh…simple-minded fool…
HEY JERRY LET’S BE BEST FRIENDS WE CAN GO GET HAIRCUTS TOGETHER
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A milliner makes hats, a haberdasher makes menswear, why can’t I find a name for a toupee maker. I say we make up one and beat Urban Dictionary over the head with it.
Rugologist?
Merkin Master?
Merkinier has a nice ring to it.
Holy crap.
I thought you guys were joking when I read the comments from last night. Wow, if I had the money that Jerruh has, that “barber” would be bound, gagged, and stuffed into a tackling dummy the entirety of training camp and then dropped into a Caro’s acid filled vat in some abandoned industrial warehouse.
Spitting image:
“This guy eats poop!”
– notes from the Steele Dossier in Dimension H-129
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