Your “He Hasn’t Been Sober For Days” Sunday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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My mother-in-law marched in the Pride parade today. She’s not a member of the tribe, but is good friends with a fellow in the Vancouver Men’s Chorus, and volunteers as their bookkeeper. So, they let her march with them. I’ve been told she had a wonderful time; I didn’t go because – while I’m neither snob nor bigot – I don’t enjoy being one of 300,000 crammed along a 2.5 kilometre parade route. I’d much rather walk my dogs in a nice, shady park, which is hopefully devoid of people because they are all lined up along the street straining to beg the oiled-up gentleman to throw them some moisturizer samples.

Much better company than most people.

So I didn’t get up to much today, but I did discover an “artisan ice cream shoppe” in relative proximity to my neighbourhood. I didn’t buy into most of their “origin story”, but that was some fucking good ice cream. Double scoop: Maple Bourbon on the bottom, apple pie on the top, and in a waffle cone. (Being allergic to chocolate sucks donkey balls – half their options come from the demon bean.) The bourbon had actual taste, and paired well with the sweetness of the maple. And they assured me they make actual apple pies to fold into the ice cream. Whatever – just make sure the milk is fresh & the cone has gluten.

Oh, and in case you missed it, the cat meows in Miami.


Tonight’s sports:

  • MLB: Dodgers at Mets – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN
  • MLS: Sporting Kansas City vs. Atlanta United FC – 8:00 PM | FS1 / TSN2

Holiday Monday tomorrow. HOW WILL I CHOO-CHOO CHOOSE TO RELAX?

Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.

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Spoiler

Jamie Lannister Leeeeroy Jenkins moment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AKO7oTSIjM

blackroseMD1
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So Metallica still puts on a damn good show. The light show they had for the song “One” blew my damn mind.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Anyone have any plans tomorrow 12-2-ish CT? I don’t trust regular cops so I really don’t trust army cops. If no one replies I will be watching netflix on my mom’s couch, feel free to join.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I spent the day going back and forth to get her cable today. She has shitty cable even though it works now. We are going Netflix. Maybe Amazon.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I just noticed something one day away from Army jumping in and questioning my dad. He stole my desk. He stole my sisters desk. He stole the chair given to me by my sister. He stole his computer chair from me. His entire office is my shit.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

His computer til Wednesday was something my sister gave me too. He just stole it and claimed it

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Wow. You’re shitting me.
I am in no way saying it’s OK. But let me tell you about my brother so you know it could always be worse….

My brother is serving double life for murder and conspiracy to commit. I tried to kill him inside prison walls about a year ago (they dragged me off of him and didn’t charge me, I was lucky).

He’s the most dangerous type of sociopath on the planet. And he’s good at it. I don’t think he’ll ever get paroled, but I’ve already put him notice that if he does, he’ll be dead within hours of stepping foot outside.

Killing that fucker would give me so much satisfaction.

No, none of this is a joke and I’ve left out a lot.

I’d tie him to a tree, douse him with gasoline, strike a match and revel in his screams as he dies slowly.

And trust me, I’m justified.

Good luck MTWV, sincerely. I mean that. But you can deal with this. I know you can.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Your story is worse, you win. Or just message me whenever you are sad and I’ll be there.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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I wasn’t trying to top you.

Just an example. We deal with what we have to deal with. You can deal with it. I know you well enough to know that.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I know.Was just being pithy

theeWeeBabySeamus
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You can do this.
You’re tougher than you think. Get me?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Between just you and me. My dad has gone insane. I will survive but he is bat shit crazy and getting worse because no hospital understands no eggs in the treatment.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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OK, that wasn’t just b/w you and me. I don’t want to keep talking publicly and possibly lead you into revealing anything publicly you might regret later.

If you’d prefer to do this by email, you know the number.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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OK, tonight’s offensive in the ongoing Hornet War of ’17 is over for tonight.
Mostly because I’ve really pissed them off and I’m not going back outside. Yeesh.
But I do need to piss you guys off one last time before I retire tonight
Yep, this outghta do it….

Mr. Ayo
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Mr. Ayo

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Brick Meathook

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Mr. Ayo
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Mr. Ayo

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Shit, now I’m even pissing myself off.
Meh, in for a penny in for a pound…..

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I in no way want to deal with Army people about my brother tomorrow. Leaving the house for sure by noon

theeWeeBabySeamus
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[support]

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

::hugs more than appropriate::

Mr. Ayo
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Mr. Ayo

::jumps on top::

theeWeeBabySeamus
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theeWeeBabySeamus
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Now you’re really gonna hate me.
And yes, it’s only gonna get worse.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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PICKLE RIIIIIICK!

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Yes, I’m continuing the ground campaign in my Hornet War in between these song posts.
We made landfall earlier, but these fuckers are dug in deeper than I thought.
Here…enjoy….

Mr. Ayo
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Mr. Ayo

This is worse than Rick & Morty. You should be ashamed.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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I no longer have a sense of shame.
It’s rather liberating, actually.
Here, enjoy…..
(extended version just for you, fucker)
😉

Mr. Ayo
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Mr. Ayo

I actually like this song.
Thanks, fucker.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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I do too, actually.

Senor Weaselo
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I’m guessing you’ve tried the blowtorch assault?

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Fire is a last resort. The insurance company insisted.
But it’s not off the table.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised
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Probably not.

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Shoulda given him a mohawk

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Is there any doubt Trump would shave a guys head against his will… nope. So what is the story?

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Trump wrestled McMahon. Loser got their head shaved.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I knew the actual story

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It’s still pretty surreal when you see it written down though.

Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Way better than the OJ chase.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I spent my entire day going back and forth between my parents houses. The army is coming tomorrow to gauge if my bro is at top secret level. I hope I don’t have to talk to the guy. I am in no way prepared but this was told to me in the middle of doing a bunch of other shit for my parents today.

Mr. Ayo
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Mr. Ayo

Just say you know nothing. Slam dunk win for him.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I was gonna be half honest. Say he goes on the keyboard and plays music from old movies and video games all the time and does not abuse substances that are legal but not smiled upon

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Honestly really don’t want to be interviewed and that post was a joke

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Mr. Ayo
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Mr. Ayo

I first left due to spoilers. I’m now leaving to listen to all these kick ass songs.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo
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Mr. Ayo

I love date nights

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You are obviously looking at their playlist.

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theeWeeBabySeamus
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I find it ironically hilarious that Moose is getting pissed at me for things I’m posting.
/knows Moose isn’t pissed (i hope)
//still thinks it’s funny as fuck

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I would only be pissed if it was autoplay.

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theeWeeBabySeamus
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I’m trying to figure out a way to beam directly into your brain.
Technology lags as usual.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The risk of feedback, even a small chance is not worth it.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am pissed I couldn’t find something on my favorites list.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

In high school the radio choices were limited, which nurtured, solidified, and trained my deep hatred for these types of bands.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I know, why can’t I find a song to bring on hate?

Romonobyl
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OK, now I’m on board. I line has indeed been crossed.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Puppy orphans!

Because somebody talked!

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