2017 Quotables – Pro Bowl (Submissions)

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blaxabbath

I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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Sorry folks, park’s closed.  Moose outside should have told you.

As you may have surmised,  this is not Blax. Well,  it is,  but it’s not.  Blax chose the gifs for your enjoyment and for your submissions.  I, on the other hand, am Balls and I am providing the wordy words while the gifs load up.

/ checks watch.

// Not yet.

So,  did anyone actually watch the Pro Bowl? Or the skills competition?

What about interracial porn?

So,  does it count as interracial porn if it’s a Mexican girl and a white dude and I’m a Mexican that looks white?

Shit, did I just delay the loading of the gifs by adding more gifs?

My bad.

Ok,  let’s see what Blax has in store.  The words below are his:

 

Alvin Kamara anchored the NFC’s winning Gridiron Gauntlet relay team in the skills competitions.

Miami Dolphins mascot, T.D., dances during Pro Bowl Festivities.

The AFC wins the Pro Bowl game.

Drew Brees’ kids were on the sideline at the game.

Florida State fans enjoyed the game even while it rained.

Do you think the mascot performers refer to each other in character when they see each other at the hotel?

Best Hands Competition presented without comment.

This is Balls again.  I just have one thing to say:

I love girls that get wet while dancing. 

 Your turn,  fellow perverts.

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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.

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The least rewarding bowl any of these players will participate in today.