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Yes, the jokes write themselves on this one…
Phillie Phanatic’s hot dog cannon sends Phillies fan to emergency room (CBSSports.com)
From deep within the bowels of the inevitable comes this: A fan has been injured by a projectile from the Phillie Phanatic’s hot dog cannon.
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Fucking beat me to it. Saw this headline at work and when I saw the headline thought it was a porn.
Hey, Asa Akira doesn’t wear goggles for fashion reasons.
It’s like they saw the movie Sausage Party and thought, “Let’s make that real”
It’s the revenge of the beings on the field!
“HOW DARE THIS PUNY QUASI-BEING MAKE OF MOCKERY OF THE CALLING? INJURE A SINGLE SUPPLICANT? PITIFUL! BOLTMAN LONGS FOR THE DAY WHEN HE WILL UNLEASH A RAIN OF SHARPENED, BLEACHED FEMURS AND HUMERI INTO THE FARTHEST REACHES OF BOLTMAN’S SACRED DOMAIN!”
/confetti cannons fire
/pelvic thrusts
/disappears in a powder blue puff of smoke
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