Fan Injured By Phillie Phanatic’s Hot Dog Cannon

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theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
theeWeeBabySeamus

Yes, the jokes write themselves on this one…

Phillie Phanatic’s hot dog cannon sends Phillies fan to emergency room (CBSSports.com)

From deep within the bowels of the inevitable comes this: A fan has been injured by a projectile from the Phillie Phanatic’s hot dog cannon.

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Fucking beat me to it. Saw this headline at work and when I saw the headline thought it was a porn.

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SonOfSpam

Hey, Asa Akira doesn’t wear goggles for fashion reasons.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Game Time Decision

It’s like they saw the movie Sausage Party and thought, “Let’s make that real”

Senor Weaselo

It’s the revenge of the beings on the field!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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LemonJello
LemonJello

“HOW DARE THIS PUNY QUASI-BEING MAKE OF MOCKERY OF THE CALLING? INJURE A SINGLE SUPPLICANT? PITIFUL! BOLTMAN LONGS FOR THE DAY WHEN HE WILL UNLEASH A RAIN OF SHARPENED, BLEACHED FEMURS AND HUMERI INTO THE FARTHEST REACHES OF BOLTMAN’S SACRED DOMAIN!”

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/confetti cannons fire
/pelvic thrusts
/disappears in a powder blue puff of smoke

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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