theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Fucking beat me to it. Saw this headline at work and when I saw the headline thought it was a porn.

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SonOfSpam

Hey, Asa Akira doesn’t wear goggles for fashion reasons.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Game Time Decision

It’s like they saw the movie Sausage Party and thought, “Let’s make that real”

Senor Weaselo

It’s the revenge of the beings on the field!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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LemonJello

“HOW DARE THIS PUNY QUASI-BEING MAKE OF MOCKERY OF THE CALLING? INJURE A SINGLE SUPPLICANT? PITIFUL! BOLTMAN LONGS FOR THE DAY WHEN HE WILL UNLEASH A RAIN OF SHARPENED, BLEACHED FEMURS AND HUMERI INTO THE FARTHEST REACHES OF BOLTMAN’S SACRED DOMAIN!”

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/confetti cannons fire
/pelvic thrusts
/disappears in a powder blue puff of smoke

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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