Your “Oh Boy” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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NFL News:

  • This sucks: Jim Kelly has to go for more surgery.
    • It’s a follow-up to the procedure he had to have after his oral cancer returned.
  • The Colts have introduced half-season tickets in order to drum up more interest in seeing their team.
    • Four regular-season and one pre-season game.
      • Ravens and regular-season games against Cincinnati, Buffalo, Tennessee, and Dallas.
      • San Francisco and regular-season games against Houston, Jacksonville, Miami, and the New York Giants.
    • Last year, the Colts had an 87-percent renewal rate for season tickets. This year, the rate dropped to 82 percent.
      • Blame has been attributed to anthem protests and poor play.
        • Jim Irsay, however, blames the gremlins that shit in his heroin.
  • President Trump asked players for the names of people they believe he should pardon.
    • They’ve responded with a NY Times op-ed of not just names, but reinforcing their stand that systemic injustice is the reason behind their protests.
      • Of importance to many Commentists, Chris Long made an impassioned plea for marijuana sentencing reform and amnesty.
        • 79,000 of roughly 185,000 federal prisoners are there for drug offenses.

Tonight’s sports & entertainment:

  • CFL:
    • Roughriders vs. Redblacks – 7:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN
  • Beisbol:
    • MLB:
      • Cubs at Reds – 7:00PM | MLBN
      • Blue Jays at Angels – 10:00PM | Sportsnet / MLBN
    • College World Series:
      • Texas Tech vs. Florida – 8:00PM | ESPNU
  • NBA:
    • 2018 Draft – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2 / Sportsnet1
  • ABC – The Gong Show – 8:00PM
    • The Mike Myers reboot
  • TCM – Seven Brides For Seven Brothers – 8:00PM
    • A gentle movie from a gentler time, about how kidnapping your love interest & holding her hostage will win her over. #MAGA
  • VH1 – RuPaul’s Drag Race – 8:00PM
    • The annual “bitch fest” before the season finale.
      • Like a “Real Housewives” episode, but the makeup & drama are more believable, even if the boobs are not.

Last day of regular school today. Did I wear my “Fat Elvis in Hawaii” shirt?

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Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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