NFL News:
- This sucks: Jim Kelly has to go for more surgery.
- It’s a follow-up to the procedure he had to have after his oral cancer returned.
The Colts have introduced half-season tickets in order to drum up more interest in seeing their team.
- Four regular-season and one pre-season game.
- Ravens and regular-season games against Cincinnati, Buffalo, Tennessee, and Dallas.
- San Francisco and regular-season games against Houston, Jacksonville, Miami, and the New York Giants.
- Last year, the Colts had an 87-percent renewal rate for season tickets. This year, the rate dropped to 82 percent.
- Blame has been attributed to anthem protests and poor play.
- Jim Irsay, however, blames the gremlins that shit in his heroin.
- Blame has been attributed to anthem protests and poor play.
- Four regular-season and one pre-season game.
- President Trump asked players for the names of people they believe he should pardon.
- They’ve responded with a NY Times op-ed of not just names, but reinforcing their stand that systemic injustice is the reason behind their protests.
- Of importance to many Commentists, Chris Long made an impassioned plea for marijuana sentencing reform and amnesty.
- 79,000 of roughly 185,000 federal prisoners are there for drug offenses.
- Of importance to many Commentists, Chris Long made an impassioned plea for marijuana sentencing reform and amnesty.
- They’ve responded with a NY Times op-ed of not just names, but reinforcing their stand that systemic injustice is the reason behind their protests.
Tonight’s sports & entertainment:
- CFL:
- Roughriders vs. Redblacks – 7:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN
- Beisbol:
- MLB:
- Cubs at Reds – 7:00PM | MLBN
- Blue Jays at Angels – 10:00PM | Sportsnet / MLBN
- College World Series:
- Texas Tech vs. Florida – 8:00PM | ESPNU
- MLB:
- NBA:
- 2018 Draft – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2 / Sportsnet1
ABC – The Gong Show – 8:00PM
- The Mike Myers reboot
- TCM – Seven Brides For Seven Brothers – 8:00PM
- A gentle movie from a gentler time, about how kidnapping your love interest & holding her hostage will win her over. #MAGA
- VH1 – RuPaul’s Drag Race – 8:00PM
- The annual “bitch fest” before the season finale.
- Like a “Real Housewives” episode, but the makeup & drama are more believable, even if the boobs are not.
- The annual “bitch fest” before the season finale.
Last day of regular school today. Did I wear my “Fat Elvis in Hawaii” shirt?
YOU KNOW IT!
Good for Porter. Let’s hope he has a stronger backbone then KD.
I was hoping he’d slide to #22.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4af_oQaVjE
Porter needs to start doing jumping jacks or yoga as he waits
Best Defensive Back Courts at the College Level Ever:
#1: Mookie Blaylock/Ricky Grace
#2: Doc Rivers/Jerry Eaves
Did Porter lose a leg?
His back’s a mess.
Doc Rivers doesnt develop players or play rookies. Enjoy your money kid.
the fuck is that trade all about…?
CHARLOTTE: “Who are you gonna pick?”
CLIPPERS: “I don’t know who are you gonna pick?”
CHARLOTTE: “Shit, I don’t know. You go first!”
Clippers will definitely take a chance at Potter
That’s a hairy pick. smgdh
Harry?
Colonel?
How bout Grace?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAOwdf4XwgA
Nice predictions here – nailed the first four and five and six were swapped.
https://deadspin.com/did-woj-just-tip-the-first-six-picks-of-the-nba-draft-1827030384
Sister in law has arrived. Things are going ok for now. Having a ton of Narragansett and gin helps
Know who else was can’t miss?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzqLCQssdc0
Parker Lewis?
Lee Harvey Oswald?
Blair Walsh?
No, no wait..wait!!!! Awww damn, I blew it. Come back to me.
You did blow it. Gary Anderson was the correct answer. Well…almost.
I believe he couldnt lose.
Chris Brown and R Kelly?
Yay…R Kelly reference means I get to post this again.
(never gets old)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjjUKr93aZo
Grayson Allen is going to Jimmer Fredette his way to China inside 2.5 years. I expect Hippo to take the under.
I hope his nuts meet Draymond’s foot early in the preseason.
Fuck that guy.
(Grayson Allen, that is….not Hippo)
i wouldn’t mind DiVincenzo going to the Spurs at 18
the 76ers are getting swamped with called for a trade to get Porter. Bonus they have no GM.
Until the Knicks draft Patrick Ewing Jr. Jr. IV the fanbase will never be happy.
At draft shows you can always count on a New York fan giving the ‘thumbs down’ no matter the pick because they want attention and know so much more than anyone ever.
Nba draft is like the opposite of an nba game; you only need to watch the first two minutes and the rest is meaningless.
Knox will be hurt by October.
Michael Porter Jr dodged a bullet.
Knicks. Knox. Knicks. Knox.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Unhappy Knicks fans make me very happy.
like salty rain from heaven
This dude is 6’9” and he’s a SMALL forward? What more do you nba personnel evaluating animals want!
They weren’t talking his height…word has it he’s packing 43 mL, tops.
Michael Porter Jr will be ruined by NYC
SPUNK LEE SIGHTING!
https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2781889-mlbs-flawed-playoff-seeding-rules-could-ruin-october?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial
…or (now hear me out here) you can just win your division outright and not have to worry about the Wild Card. The early-to-mid-’70s Bengals were pretty good. They just had the misfortune in playing in the same division as one of the greatest NFL Dynasties ever forcing them to go on the road in the Playoffs with a record that would’ve won another division.
Apparently the Twins writers said to the Sawx reporters “Have fun in the WC Game, Yanks are winning 115.”
I have no problems with this if they then lose said Wild Card Game to LAAACUSA… etc. or Seattle.
So about the First Lady and her coat, are they just rubbing it in now? Is he actually going to get a second term? Has Rony Seikaly been drafted yet?
I think he’s been rubbing it in for years, with multiple women, for hundreds of thousands of dollars.
1) Yes
2) No, out of office in the next 6-8 months. BOOK IT.
3) Currently fucking a sheep while overlooking the Aegean Sea.
Technically he’s out of his office every weekend to hit the links. Heyoo!
1. Yup. Either that or she’s still pissed off about that tweet about Barron.
2. You Democrats better get your shit together. People here still think Trump is doing a great job. This is my usually reaction:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Runl2i7pV-s
What’s frustrating is that as the economy goes off a cliff in the next six months, Trump supporters will STILL credulously accept any argument that it is somehow the Democrats’ fault.
My take is that she is fucking DONE with First Lady shit, and any time she gets pushed into doing anything even remotely resembling her duties, she’s acting out, like a petulant teenager. That’s why she was absent for like a month, and why she did this transparent act of trolling today.
In ESPN’s mock draft, they say Utah likes Heurter, DiVincenzo, and Grayson Allen.
Yep, three white guys.
The new jersey with collared shirt sewn in is flying off the shelves.
Cavs asking the commish if they can draft LeBron again.
Wakanda is not a real place Wendell
I wanna make fun of Wendell Carter’s scarf thing, but he’s 6’10” so instead I’ll just say it’s lovely.
La Bamba will be a bust
My pretend money is on Young. He’s already peaked talent-wise and surely isn’t the next Curry. He’s Harold Miner.
Dude, let’s not say things we can’t take back.
PARA BAILAR MO BAMBA
I hate Trae Young. I’m glad he’s going bald.
The LA Times turned into The Onion so gradually I didn’t even notice
http://www.latimes.com/opinion/la-ol-enter-the-fray-crisis-actor-spotted-at-texas-child-1529602093-htmlstory.html
Oh, that’s good.
Folks.
SPUR! FINALLY! WHO DO YOU THINK WILL GO 13TH IN THE DRAFT?
Zhaire Smith and i will cry. he should be a Spur.
“And here’s to you, David Robinson,
Popovich loves you more than you will know,
Woe, woe, woe.”
Trae Young wears short shorts as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcvjXAtzaMU
So on Tuesday, I went to the Reds game. They were up 9-0, but when I saw that Wandy Peralta was on the field, I got the same feeling of impending dread I get when the Bengals have a halftime lead over the Steelers. I know what’s gonna happen; I just don’t know how its gonna happen this time.
Anyway, Peralta promptly give up three runs and leaves with two on with no outs recorded (Pitching Line 0 IP, 3 ER, 4 H. 1BB, ERA ∞) and gets all the Tigers fans to start cheering so loudly that Great American Ball Park was South Comerica Park.
Once they pulled him, after the Reds fans booed him, just as he reached the steps, I screamed “Go back to Louisville!”.
The Reds must’ve heard me.
https://www.cincinnati.com/story/sports/mlb/reds/2018/06/21/reds-send-wandy-peralta-minors-scott-schebler-bereavement-list-ian-happ-kyle-crockett-phillip-ervin/723347002/
“Hey, let’s do what that drunken lout said.”
You are more powerful than you could possibly imagine. So if you could get me that raise that’d be great.
Shit man, if I’d known you were that powerful I’d have flown you to Baltimore to yell at Ubaldo Jimenez years ago. I ended up having to wait for his contract to die.
Thanks for nothing.
“Luka is going to be a one-year wonder.”
-Suzanne Vega
He’ll live in an apartment on the second floor (not seventh).
Remind me to put my ear plugs in late at night.
I’m always hearing something up there, but it’s none of my business.
Yeah, don’t ask what it was.
So Atlanta’s gonna give Doncic to Dallas, then take Trae Young at #5. That seems stupid.
(my comment guarantees Trae Young will be a Hall of Fame guy)
Atlanta has a sprots team besides the Falcons?
Chauncey’s Fave Hotel?-The Cucumber Sandwich With Crusts Removed Inn.
Ayton goes #1. Great, another Bahamian taking our jobs.
Who knew crab legs were driving Uber these days?
https://sports.yahoo.com/report-nfl-planning-suspend-jameis-winston-3-games-due-uber-driver-groping-incident-220913736.html
If there was ever anyone who needed to be shot in the head before he ends up hurting anyone (else) it’s that piece of shit.
I’m happy to volunteer if you guys will alibi me.
Fucking predator shithead.
(reads about Melania Trump visiting an Illegal Child Immigrant Holding Center and it was her idea)
“Good for her. Its just a gesture, but at least it signs a sign she at least cares. Its nice that there’s at least one Trump who’s above the fray.”
(reads about her “I really don’t care. Do you?” jacket)
To answer your question, yes, they’re really THAT awful.
I can’t believe NO ONE would stop that jacket.
I can’t believe someone didn’t see this as a bad idea. Trump had great weapon. She was showing compassion and with that idiots tweet about her son, she would be able to play the High Road Card. If Melania was likable, he could use her to deflect his bullshit.
Adam Silver: Sponsored by the good folks at The Estate of Nosferatu.
Luka Doncic’s mother is a little MILF-esque.
Mirjam Poterbin
Pot turban?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrAs4xnFOZc
Holy shit, Mo Bamba’s arms could reach halfway to the moon.
Also, @Beerguyrob, that’s a glorious fucking shirt.
My finest purchase at Spenser Gifts in the early aughts.
I haven’t seen Argentina this messed up by the actions of some Croats since… basically the entire 20th century.
/Croatia is the same thing as Serbia, Bosnia, and Slovenia right?
“Hostel” was set in one of those vampire countries, so they’re all fucked up.
Monrovia, Moravia, Moldova, Moldavia, let’s call the whole thing off.
You forgot Mavulva.
So Kevin McHale and wife were at the Duluth Trump rally last night. Turns out, wife is on Twitter a lot, going full Trumpcunt. As a teenage Lakers fan, I just knew McHale was a piece of shit.
You know how you think someone is a garbage asshole but you have no proof so you keep it to yourself? Thanks Kevin, for showing your true red, white and blue colors.
/#vindication
He was my favorite player when I was a kid. Wish he’d stuck to sports.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-OoG1aGYO0
Don’t call Eddie Vedder that.
The sun has gone, fog has rolled in, and a light rain had begun to fall. My sister in law has apparently landed.
(JR voice) “Good God, King. That Sharkbait’s sister-in-law’s music!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4kiXh8YOzk