2019 Quotables – Week 9 (Submissions)

Look, I hate the NFC East as much as anyone. The teams are always overrated and they get all kinds of coverage because, hey, that’s how the NFL and sports media works. As you’ve all noticed, I try to give Ample Love (title of the Meghan McCain sex tape) to non A-list teams here on Quotables. Jaguars, Titans, Dolphins, Jets — this is the Quotables Market teams. Though this may simply be because these teams are, more often than not, a complete joke. Nonetheless, we’ve got a very DAL-NYG heavy submissions week for you this Week 9. Maybe it’s good, maybe it’s bad — the important thing is that you all make it funny.

For those of you who many be new to this weekly feature, simply copy the gif address in the comments with your caption. We’ll reveal the best captions on Friday’s results post. Previous weeks/seasons efforts my be referenced here.  And, for those of you who are very adamant about winning, my paypal is [email protected].


Seriously though, this MNF contest was a meme factory the likes of which no one has seen before.

“What you doing for Thanksgiving, doll?”

I’ll keep this in my Cowboys games file….

Of course the Dolphins didn’t recover this for a TD and had to settle for a safety.

“My motha gets me these tickets so I can meet a man — maybe an orthodontist — and I have to be reminded my poor kitties are home alone?!”

Hippo reacts to the Pelosi’s plan to bring down prescription drug prices.

I believe the regional pronunciation is “F*ck”.

“No, no, this #Impeachmentscam is actually great. It’s going to make Dear Leader more popular than ever! Independents are upset the #DoNothingDems haven’t fixed healthcare and are going to power us to a landslide victory in 2020!”
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Best part of the game was the three minutes Eli spent running around the field trying to catch kitty, and then sobbing uncontrollably when he finally got bit.