“I made pies, cookies, brownies, all the usual high caloric shit plus I made a loaf of bread.”

“…much less attractive than they were a few months ago.”

“It’s their first season in their new shared facility, and it will be interesting to follow the demarcation of the relationship.”

“Everybody dies.”

“…a culture of gender inequality that to this day persists…”

“…a wine-fueled romp.”

“Gene: An Intimate History” (valid only for households that boast a member named Gene)

“…compete head-to-head to see who makes a classic Appalachian tradition called ‘Mountain Brandy'”

“Twenty years have passed.”

“…lustily boo their computer screens.”

“…a bunch of middle-aged white men making bad guesses about the future.”

“…that increase in bitter…”

“Now he does colour commentary and gets drunk during games.”

“Some more time to work out”

“…hurt, more than a little disappointed, and out a lot of money.”

“…squabbling over a number of territories…”

“The fact is, no one knows what’s going to happen.”

“…isn’t getting any younger, and probably isn’t getting any easier to deal with.”

“Last night was a semi-enjoyable affair.”