I know the guy was D-III and played for a “lesser program”. But if they wanted to sign you, wouldn’t this be an insult? I mean just sign me, that’s great. But don’t insult me. $279 for a signing bonus? Great, I can now go buy groceries and toilet paper. Well maybe not the toilet paper.
Fuck off SF.
49ers give $279 signing bonus to undrafted D-III quarterback from rookie budget pool
11 blow jobs are 11 blowjobs worth.
“I’m terrible at exchange rates — what’s that in handjobs?” R. Kraft
I am VERY good at it; thus the supreme price point.
Oh sorry, for me I would have to owe $56.38 and 365.