Have I mentioned that I hate Rafael Benitez?  Having an anti-futbol manager sucks all the sucky suck.

Team Secular Big Love sure put down a marker last night.  Now, Quack Attack have to win the Civil War (best JV Derby name, hands down) next weekend, or they won’t even get the chance to get pantsed by Utah again.

I have nothing else to say, but our Hobo Disposal Leader will be here soon, I am sure.

Just score already, you jammy fucks.